Correlation does not imply causation. Because some baseball player stopped drinking when he was in his 20's and died 37 years later doesn't mean it was because he stopped drinking. LOL!

"So the more you drink — up to two drinks a day for woman, and four for men — the less likely you are to die." This must be brought to you by Budweiser!

Nice article. It basically ends by saying if you can't or don't drink alcohol you're probably going to die, sorry. Very scientific.

I must be getting trolled here.