I didn't know that National Coming Out Day was a thing.
Apparently it's today.
Well, since we're being inclusive and all that jazz, I'm straight. I'm an absolute zero on the Kinsey scale.
I can look at a good looking dude, and acknowledge that he's good looking; but, I admire the dude the same way that I'd admire a beautiful horse -- I can admire the beauty of the creature -- I just don't wanna have sex with it.
So, yeah, I'm straight. I have no hate for you if you're not.