Shut Up! And Be Unhappy!

in lif •  7 years ago 

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What if this world was more unhappy? We would be better off! Everyone would unhappily conform. And we'd have more order. We'd all be able to relate to each other's misery. Working jobs we hate, Having unhealthy relationships. This world would be a better place if smiles were extinct.

Hold On To Ideals

If your relationship isn't the kind of a popular movie, You are doing it wrong! When you hold up ridiculously high expectations, no one will meet them. And you will find yourself consistently disappointed and upset.
We often get obsessed with ideals; Our life revolves around it. And often real life isn't what we expect. We should stick to those ideals. Because it creates horrible relationships where no one can be themselves. It also makes things a lot harder for your employer, family and everyone around you.

Rejections ALWAYS Matter

When I've been rejected from art shows, I should think of quit art. When you are rejected from something, it's a clear sign that you suck at what you do and should stop immediately. In the long run, those rejections will add up and wrench havoc on your life. I mean, Who wants to try new things when you can do the same things every day without fail?
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Don't look for silver linings

Those pesky silver linings always pop up when you are trying to be the most negative. Ignore them the best you can. Those will only show people that you are happy with the bad situation that you are in. And encourage more bad things to happen to you ln life. Focus on the bad of every situation. If someone makes you a sandwich, Be offended because they are saying that you are incapable of making your sandwiches. See how easy that is?
Being happy is overrated. The benefits of being miserable are often overlooked. Use these tips to make your life less happy.

Satire post, Do the opposite! LOL

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You're in my world now Grandma!

OMG XD

I'm always looking for the silver lining. I just posted a set of winners for silver coins for those who found the Silver Lining in my stories. The post recieved great response. . .

Hahah I'm really glad I saw the satire part because for a second I was really freaked out lmao

OH good LMAO! Sometimes I wonder if I should put that. But in some cases I definitely should

Smile is the best medicine

Haha! This made me laugh out loud! :)
Love it

Yay Thank you hehe

You've got a backward guide to the perfect life right there! :p

More posts like these please!

Good Post

Super art and always be happy 💙

Thanks

Great post! You're awesome

"Who wants to try new things when you can do the same things every day without fail?"

This is by far the most optimistic pessimism I've ever come across. I laughed so hard.

😉 Serious post with a happy ending. 😉

LOL!

We often get obsessed with ideals; Our life revolves around it. And often real life isn't what we expect. We should stick to those ideals.

Nailed it!

Sounds like someone hasn't had their morning coffee! ;) hehe kidding.
Hey now, I will gladly accept people making stuff for me if they want to, means I got more time for other things! Haha
I am pretty capable of doing my own things though and I am happy knowing I can. :)

Actually thought this was legit...sometimes I feel like we could be better off this way...

You just earnt money and got badges for telling people to be unhappy. I don't get it?

I tried to not laugh!