As you can clearly see IN THIS THREAD by @surfermarly , the user @mobydick will not stop following me. There are other comments I have made which he has been mere minutes behind me, mocking me.
Only once before have I encountered that....thing. And he bit off my leg.
My fucking leg. He bit it off.
And now he won't leave me alone.
If the moderators/owners/creators of this site won't do anything to curb this behavior, then I propose we each purchase a boat and a harpoon and help me to catch and kill this beast once and for all.
I only regret that I don't have enough power to up vote all the commenty goodness in this unfolding drama.
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I'm upvoting it all anyway.
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SERIOUSLY DAWG???
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I'm absolutely serious. Do you have any idea what it's like to walk around with a LOG for a leg? It's a LOGLEG! YougavemeamotherfuckingLOGLEG!!
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Do I have any ide- MOTHERFUCKER I'M A SPERM WHALE.
No I don't know what it's like to walk because I DON'T WALK, BITCH!!
I live in ~the water~! You live on ~the land~!
Stop fuckin with me in my water and I won't come fuck with you on your land!
I'll go suicide bomber whale on your ass!
^^This was my cousin off the coast of Oregon.
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I heard you have a log.
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You're not helping. :(
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Baaahahahahaa!!
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LOL
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Well played sir...... well played.
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Sir, that is a humpback whale, not a sperm whale.
I would assume you know the difference between humpback and sperm.
Refer to your online encyclopedia if you do not.
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No that's exactly what I look like.
Seriously, chase the whale in that picture if you want to get me.
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@winstonwolfe, I see you're putting this to good use! I remember back when I suggested this to you as a joke. Now, these accounts have such a huge entertaining potential :D Good luck and have fun with it!
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