An Ode To My PMS ;)

in life •  7 years ago  (edited)

Thanks Mother Nature for giving me fatigue, headaches, cravings for gummybears and cheese and basically becoming a Kimono wearing blob for a few days.....
(Tumblr, "new girl", I am this chick, great show btw)

So Here Is My Response:

Oh Uterus of mine, I wish you'd step in line
Thanks for making me bloated and emotional and too tired to do much of anything
Oh Ovaries of mine, you make me cry on B Grade movies
also on reading Inspirational quotes like "Dance like nobody is watching" because I realize nobody is :(
So Next month I'd appreciate you take it a bit easier on me and make me feel inspired to wear something besides baggy sweatpants and a T-shirt with Ice Cream stains on it because I had to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's
FIN
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Phew, now that I got that off my chest I feel a bit better and hope anyone else who thinks "Auntie Flo" and her predecessor "Auntie P" pretty much suck can appreciate this. Please don't tell me that eating an Avocado and aligning my Chakras is gonna help ;)

xoxo,
b.a.

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Bloated I enter your center. While on your couch, where you popcorn and watch Netflix. Get off me you warned! I bleed. Oh! you indeed.

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OOhh you have a nice fun writing style I totally enjoy. :) Following you now. :)

I should probably qualify why I think that.... things like this:

So Next month I'd appreciate you take it a bit easier on me and make me feel inspired to wear something besides baggy sweatpants and a T-shirt with Ice Cream stains on it because I had to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's
FIN

...that's fun, out of the ordinary.. speaking from the heart, it is amusing and might be true at the same times. Someone who is just "them" like that... always wins awards with me. Love your stuff.

cute

hehehe, :P thanks

We all love your candid honesty here in this community ) Like a breath of fresh air you are , even with PMS ) STEEM oN @battleaxe )

lol, well I feel the same with you all, like bluntness

Well sure, I can do bluntness ) at least its real and not fake ) fake is the worst !! just be you ok ? steem On @battleaxe !

Omg, my thoughts exactly! Our PMS are synchronized! I'm gonna go take an ibuprofen now...

i need icecream and a glass of red wine and pillows everywhere, lol

I don't even know what I need anymore, haha >_<

me either lol

Thanking you mother nature for making me a man :)

As a man I can totally not relate. As a husband however I understand the struggle. Steem on!

O mother nature! Give me ice cream... lots of it

yessssssssss

ooooooOOOO me learned so much!

Enjoy the ice cream (for me)!

oh I shall

Welcome to Steemit :)
I follow u, follow me back if u want lot of fun and amazing picture every day.

FUNNY and creative! :)

I guess there is other solution. As my women friends in Cameroon do so. They have PMS probably just once in their life. Afterwards they are pregnant or breastfeeding. I know it is not funny. Or you can just think about something totally different. May be about birds and how to save their habitat. :)
Thanks, have a nice day. ;)