How to Make Spam Posts Sexy for Maximum Rewards

in life •  7 years ago 

You can't!
I am seeing people hustling for scraps a la Hunger Games style
so
are you this?

or are you this?

Since I am what may or may not be considered "Middle Class"on here I suggest going forward to the evolution towards not being a performing monkey in other peoples Circuses.
(thanks giphy) Oh and while I'm at it if you want to make sure we are not reduced to 1% payouts then perhaps it's time we go Katniss on some asses. (Metaphorically Speaking Of Course ;) )

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xoxoxo,
b.a. Steem On, When the Winds blow Adjust Your Sails <3

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The key is to take a picture of a sexy girl from Google and write,

"Hey Everyone, make sure to follow me, this is me. seriously. This isnt a picture from google. Im not a 30 yr old man from lithuania. This sexy girl right here is me, FOLLOW!"


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Instant riches, works every time.

look at my picture of a leaf that is situated on my cleavage on the google image but please don't resteem or support meh, cause some of us ya know.....have bills and shit, lollllll, you know I <3 your arse

Well yea that is a good picture :x

Got Eem.JPG

I post sexy food pics, chicks love food!

foodporn clayboyn.....foodporn

Does that mean I need to put it on my next nipple post?

I'm afraid that is what we are reduced to :( nip slips , side boobs and hipsters with beards shirtless flexing while blowing a smoke cloud

Sounds classy enough I guess. :)

I'm a dude and food gets me going...

Same! It's also lower maintenance for the most part...

Resteemed!

Thank You Sir! :)

Full powered upvote because who cares about words, sexy pics is king, wait no, QUEEN!

Now on to hunting the next sexy picture post.

;)

Yo Axe, like a couple of my posts!

Can't really tell the difference. Both are blond, young actresses and both are heroines in their respective TV shows. I mean, It's a win either way... :)

Hello I am new I was born in Kuwait and in America can you help me on here

Can u help me find Muslim writing

Just sayin' the chick in the chainmail is hawt

Tell me what to do. I wanna go Katnis on someone even though I don't understand what that means it sounds hot.
No srlsy things are not heading in the right direction, I completely agree.

Good post ,keep it up 🔥

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yeah wasnt' that the point of hardfork 19, lmfao

@scrooger , working?

Great post and keep up the fine work. Followed.