Hello Dear Steemian Friends! Come with me on today's adventure of having posts disappear, not being able to get or give upvotes and a lot of us losing money. So Follow me on my super V.I.P. and posh tour of sitting on my sofa typing this while drinking the rarest coffee in the world that's shit out by some type of jungle cat.
http://www.most-expensive.coffee/
- The Palm Civet produces the worlds most expensive Coffee. It lives in the jungle and eats Coffee beans. The beans are then digested in a way that ferments them to be extra special. So special that one little cup of Cat Crap Coffee cost up to 50 bucks a pop (or poop). Civet's are really not a cat in the way that your pet Fifi is but close enough, just to clarify things.
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Happy Civet in Natural Environment (image courtesy of Kopi Luwat)
- The problem with "cat crap coffee" isn't that it can't be humanely made and consumed as it supposedly tastes delicious. Personally, I don't want to drink something passed out of a butthole but maybe that's just me.
Humans got greedy and started farm factory raising these cute little guys and basically torturing them to get the most product out. The above website link has more information about this and how to buy the world's most expensive coffee if you like to show off on Steemit. I'm going to assume this will post (FINGERS CROSSED)!
Going to go make some regular Colombian Coffee that as far as I know wasn't from the booty hole of something...
Bottoms Up!
b.a.
There's something weird about those coffee.
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for those prices they probably have people with bad digestion downing beans to shoot out.....pew pew pew, brew brew brew
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Awesome! I needed a good laugh, and wow! No Booty Hole Coffee here neither!
Thanks, have a great day. :-)
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you too :)
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I have had some humanely produced civet coffee once. And I have to admit that it was the best cup of coffee I have had in my entire life!
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Yikes I read your post as 'humanly produced civet coffee' first time 🤢 that one extra letter makes a BIG difference in this context
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If this gets to you via reply that was very funny about cat poop coffee! 🐓🐓
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oh yes, some replies went through...WIN
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Torturing a creature to shit for some coffee? That's pretty terrible.
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Yep agreed! That link shows the factory farming, it's horrible ...all so some prick can say they had it....
plus am not consuming something out of a butthole
I'm with u
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The colours of all the components involved in this process definitely match the outcome!
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look at that .. my upvote button works on steemitstage :0
Followed.. cuz that was funny ;)
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Use busy.org.
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The colours of all the components involved in this process definitely match the outcome!
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Steemitstage.com is going ok and busy.org. Well the meme picture comes from the movie Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarrantino :P
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yeah like where it says the source on the left hand corner, thanks, coooool
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You're very much welcome sweetness xx.
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We have this also here in the Philippines but it is not popular among the locals. I guess it is too expensive or they know were it come from. The French love it. Most of our export goes to them.
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Are these your real legs on a robot body??
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I must try this :)
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