Could I be A Criminal & Not Know It?

in life •  6 years ago  (edited)

Yo SteemThugs

So I was chilling on the block in my hood, you know living that thug life with my homies repping my gang and flagging my colours when the coppers came calling. Apparently, I'm not the law abiding citizen I think I am and they want to take my ass to jail.

I was like, but officer I ain't even do nothing, ya'll ain't got nothing on me. You've got the wrong guy! I plead the 5th, lawyer, lawyer, where my damn phone call at? I know my rights.

Meanwhile.....what really happened

So what actually happened was I woke up this morning to a text that there is a warrant out for my arrest for some traffic fine or violation. Hmmm, I found it pretty weird since I don't even own a fucking car but now I know for sure these cops are dirty and trying to pin something on me.

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Exhibit A

Riding dirty

They see me rolling, they'll damn sure be hating, am I right ya'll?

Catch me if you can

Anyways it was just some administrative mix-up. If there's one thing about our country then its the absolute incompetence when it comes to public service so after reading that text, what do you think I did?

That's right, I put down my phone rolled over to the other side of the bed and went back to sleep like the innocent man that I am.

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

You know how the police are, always trying to keep us down, keep us locked up and keep us quiet! But no jail cell can hold me, I'm McLovin you hear me?

Have at it

Have you ever been the victim of a technical or administrative mix up or a situation where you were wrongfully accused? Share your story with me in the comments

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Lol that sucks man! I was victim to some pretty bogus police business a long time ago.
Back when I first started college I didn't own a car so I would ride my bicycle from my parents house to the college I was attending. It was about a 6 or 7 mile bike ride (14-16 km I think?). I was completely unaware that an officer of the law would even "pull over" a bicyclist until the first time. It was late autumn so of course I was wearing a hoodie and my backpack since I was, you know attending school and all. He stopped me because I was suspected in a series of home robberies occurring in the neighborhood. I was dumbfounded and had never had this happen to me before. I answered his questions and when he realized I was just a college student trying to commute he let me go. The second time, a few fun filled weeks later it happened again and this time I was a suspect in a series of pedestrian robberies in the area. I again answered their questions and went back onto my way to class. The third and final time was the most hilarious show of excessive force. This undercover cop came flying to a stop in front of me, crossing a lane of thankfully light traffic to almost hit me and partially hopped a curb. There were more robberies in the area related to Christmas time and I was yet again a suspect. I had enough of this harassment, refused to let him search me, and essentially laughed in their faces because they were abusing their authority. The craziest part of all of this is it happened, all three times, on the exact same street, in the exact same corner spot each time. I couldn't figure out what the hell kind of luck I had to have this happen so often! Mind you I am a Caucasian average looking dude; no tattoo's, piercings, gang looking attire, nothing. And they stop me. I was like are you flipping serious?! Go look for the real criminals, I am just trying to attend college here wtf.

Damn son the streets of Boston sound ruthless! 3 times? Geez they were really out to get you

Either you’re unlucky as hell or you have like a doppelgänger committing petty crime in your area!

You could have totally used that as a spring board for your rap career though, your steemit handle sounds like a rappers name!

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Lol I think I might have free-styled once or twice....

I like that shit bro

It's a crazy world for us all

Especially with anybody and everybody capable of becoming
A Dudley Do Right boy

Great post

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Lol it keeps life interesting I suppose! These cock ups make for a good laugh from time to time

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very funny cops ... you are a thug then... lols.

Lol gotta get my Street cred up! You know the hood always got your back

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LOL fuck da police is my jam.
blasting that shite whenever a car cop is nearby LOL
but ya this is a sign you need to bring your arse to a safer country
#MyBoyChamAgrees

LOL! What do your cops even do? Chase overdue library books and hand out fines for littering?

Well speak to JT and tell him to lower the visa requirements and I’ll bring sexy back!

Doncha wish your prime minister was hot like me?

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someone's acting a bit cocky over here eh!😉
My prime minister is pretty fucking hawt, I think it would be a tough decision....
there's only one way to find out😉

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