One of the most challenging aspects of living is figuring out what to do with your life, and more so when it comes to your family. The following are some of the aforementioned acronyms, as well as their ilk. You will likely ape these in your day to day endeavors, if you are not already.
Luckily, you don't have to be a professional juggler to get your family out of bed in the morning. And it's not like you are trying to be the most fashionable bachelor in your college dorm room! That is no fun! Just because you are the man or woman of honor, and no one else in your posse wants to be the last one out of the gate, doesn't mean you can't make the best of it.
After all, you are not a graduate of a snobby liberal arts college, right? So what better than a little friendly competition?