There is a girl standing in front of you
10 seconds ago she was quickly walking past, on some sort of mission. You thought her ass looked AMAZING in those booty shorts, so you stopped her and told her she had nice... eyes. Congratulations. You now have her attention. You introduce yourself, she introduces herself - all is well in the world of polite formalities.
But now what?
She’s still standing in front of you. The fact that you have NO clue what to say begins to sink in. You look at her expectantly. Isn’t she supposed to say something?
Sorry! I gotta run. I’m late for a class. You’re sweet though!
Wait.
That’s not what she’s supposed to say. Fuck. She’s leaving now. You roll your eyes so hard that you can see your brain. Speaking of eyes, hers were beautiful. That amazing ass fades off into the distance. You’re annoyed and slightly angry so you go home, spitefully jerk off and pass out. Yeah. That’ll show her.
If you’re tired of self-induced orgasms, keep reading.
With most girls you talk to, you’re going to need to carry the conversation initially.
Here’s a short list of things you can IMMEDIATELY bring up.
1) Say her name.
Girls love hearing their name. Why do you think they ask you to say it during sex?
Saying her name a few times during the conversation accomplishes a couple things: First of all, it’ll make her more comfortable with you. You’re technically a complete stranger, so saying her name a few times will open her up. I've had many girls tell me they were immediately comfortable with me. Why? Because I immediately addressed them by their name. Booyah.
Secondly, if you’re like me, remembering a person’s name usually results in an epic-fail. I can’t count how many times I’ve given the, “I can remember faces, but not names” bullshit. However, by repeating a person’s name throughout a conversation will help hammer it into your mind.
2) Talk about your dog’s asshole.
Seriously... but not seriously. Kinda. I’ll explain:
Talk about your passions. You have passions. Even if you think you don’t. I’m going to use the term “passion” loosely. The scope of your passion is irrelevant. You can be passionate about anything: the prolific works of Carl Sagan to the dingleberries in your dog’s asshole. For this example, let’s focus on the latter.
Last night, the main gem in my conversational repertoire was my dog’s ass-poop dilemma. Girls fell in love with this topic. Is it because all girls secretly love dog feces? Perhaps... but the more likely answer lies in my passion. In that moment I GENUINELY was passionate about my dog shit. I could have been talking about anything. As long as you convey a high level of passion, she'll keep listening.
By the end of the night I went home with the girl and also solved my puppy’s poop problem. Epic win.
Remember: If YOU are passionate about it, THEY will be passionate about it.
3) Mention the absurdity of the situation.
Let’s be honest, approaching a girl in the middle of a busy day is odd. What would a socially intelligent guy do? He would charismatically verbalize the oddness. It can be as simple as:
I can’t believe I just dropped what I was doing to say hi to you... What have you done to me woman?!
[Insert coy smile]
[Profit]
4) Make statements.
There’s a commonly held belief that going into “interview mode” when hitting on a girl is tantamount to talking about the weather. That’s bullshit... talking about the weather is perfectly fine. But repeatedly asking interview questions sucks herpes dick... unless...
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You turn them into statements!
Turn normal interview questions into statements instead. But why do this? Because making a guess about something instead of asking is more fun. The conversation is immediately interesting. Take a look at these examples:
Interview Questions vs Statements
“What kind of food do you like?” ? “Hm.. you seem like someone who would love Italian food”
“What do you do for a living?” ? “Let me guess... you’re a makeup artist”
“Can you deep throat?” ? “You have dick sucking lips”
You might want to wait for the first date on that last one.
Go ahead and try it yourself. Think of a few questions and quickly turn them into statements. Voila! Congrats! It doesn’t take a rhetoric major to figure out.
There You Go...
You now have a few things to fall back on if your mind completely blanks. Get out there. Don’t be deterred if you don’t get the hang of it right away. Success stems from repeated failure. And your failures aren’t really failures. They’re faiLOLures. ‘Cuz they’re funny... See what I did there?
Fumble, fail and eventually fornicate.