Alligators don't want to eat you on purpose...

in life •  6 years ago 

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Dear minions,

Listen, alligators don't want to eat you on purpose. They're just hungry and you look delicious. It sort of happens by accident...

Imagine if you saw a hamburger walking down the sidewalk...

Life is just really confusing for alligators. They don't eat people on purpose.

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Not sure what to say 🤔 I think life is more confusing for he who wishes to be friends with an alligator 😉

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I think I understand your point... You're saying a hamburger walking down the street wouldn't try to make friends with me, so why am I bothering with the alligators... But if you think about it, if a hamburger did ask to be friends, I would consider it. I guess it would depend the alligator and how hungry it is...

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