Collectors, Collections? Nah, Not Really My Thing!

I'm not into collecting all the traditionally valuable stuff. Even money doesn't really interest me beyond paying for necessities.

However, looking around my house, I do find two collections that seem to have wormed their way into my home.

• My lizards

I collected these when I did software exhibitions as a sideline. Other stall holders used to give them to me. I still like them. I think it's because I used to have a real green lizard till it ran up the chimney.

• My long-arm monkeys

All these monkeys have been given to me. I eventually found a way to display them... 'Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around'. Yeah, I like them too.

Just a bit of fun!

Do you collect anything?

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