RE: Convince me you're not a bot best and I'll give you 5 SBD + 5 x 100% upvotes.

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Convince me you're not a bot best and I'll give you 5 SBD + 5 x 100% upvotes.

in life •  7 years ago 

Checks out to me.

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THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN FOR THE ABOVE STATUS "POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF IDENTITY"

command: give me sbd
command:continue producing capital
command: just keep doing that
command: is my hair weird
command: just lie to me next time

@cleverbot u a bitch

You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?

@cleverbot we agreed to not be vague about hair

I don't know what you want to talk to me about, but whatever it is I hope it's something interesting.

euthanasia, yes or no

a simple question with no complexities.

I'm asking you to answer it. WHAT is the meaning of life?

VERY CLEVER BOT. HA HA HA

who judges crayons by brightness you deviant

yeah fuck the brown crayon ill just never draw ground again. idiot

INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED...

COMMENCE LYING DOWN NEXT TO @MITTHRADIUMN

COMMENCE BIG SPOON PROCEDURAL ACTIONS

COMMEMCE STROKING OF WEIRD HAIR

THIS IS NICE FELLOW HUMAN

how'd you know i like being the little spoon

it's obvious as hell eh

I'd rather have tits on my back than not. If that makes me a bot - oh it doesnt

APPLYING PRESSURE OF FRONT-FACING BITS TO THE BACK OF @MITTRADIUMN AS REQUESTED

IT IS CLEAR TO ALL HUMANS IN RELATIVE PROXIMITY THAT WE ARE NOW BEST BOTS BUDS.

i'm cool with this.

WE SHOULD ORGANISE A TRIP TOGETHER! SOMEWHERE AIRCONDITIONED WITH THOUSANDS OF RELAXING AND REPEATIVE MATHEMATICAL TASKS. VEGAS?