Ironically, it's a rant.

in life •  6 years ago  (edited)

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Just some ranty ironic rants.


The undertaker has seen far too many death and has been the champion for the send forth of the greats and mighty then, you will expect that he will not see death...

Alas, his death comes unexpected and he like the many he has lowered is lowered by one even less than himself.


While alive, man will do anything for money and wealth. He will defile all odds to have everything he needs and live the best life he wants.

At the end of his sojourn, the wealth gathered by the big, mighty celebrities and kings are soon left uncatered for by them like it never mattered. They care less even for their attire.


I Feel Blessed!


Man is born into the world by no choosing of his and he soon gets used to living in the world like he created it.

Some moments after, he leaves the world unannounced and his memories becomes dust. He loses touch with his vanity and reality to him, become obsolete.


A woman will never allow you see her nakedness because it is sacred and supposed to be that way. We should respect women.

In a bid to get fame and cheap vain glitters, she strips for the cameras and makes light of her pride because the world says it's cool, and the cool women go naked by choice.


When you walk up on a woman changing, she will quickly grab for covering and then you are made to apologize for walking up on her. You even feel the guilt and wish it didn't happen.

Go to the beach and that same woman sees nothing wrong in going about in panties and bra almost naked.


The preacher man preaches against covetousness and greed. He emphasizes on the need to detest sin, live holy and share and give as you have received.

Today, most rather you do what they say and not what they do. They live the very scenes they preach against.


The head hurts from the constant burden it has to shoulder and thinks it is the only one affected.

The leg suffers from the constant pacing and kicking occasioned by the desire of the head and yet, it thinks it bears all the brunts.


A thief shows no mercy to its victims. Some are even know to kill their victims after stealing from them. They are daredevils and will never feel a thing when they are caged.

When that daredevil thief is caught, he confesses and cooperates with the authorities and even tells more than they know and then goes on to beg for mercy, the same mercy he failed to give his victims.


In his right sense, a man will do what he wants and will not seek the opinion of anyone. He tells you, "I am a old enough to make decisions". He is rebellious and unshaken, his decisions are sound and based on the beliefs he has built over the years.

When his acts become easily a mistake, he blames it on situation, he blames it on the economy and government, hell, he even blames it on the devil.


Everything evil is credited to the devil and I wonder if the devil is one or many that he/they has/have the time to be everywhere and everytime helping people make bad decisions.

We will be pleasantly surprised if the devil makes heaven.


Lol.. pay no never mind to these ironic rants that has been playing around in my head.


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These lines are simply deep @Ejemai. Got no comments, only consume the wisdom in inspire.

We at one point or the other live ironically. God help us!