Not necessarily a real one, but an Instagram Steemit boyfriend!

Don’t know what the terms means? Behind most successful instagram models and lifestyle bloggers, there is the boyfriend who helps out with the pictures, making sure that the girl looks her absolute best in every scenario, be it at home or while travelling. Google it, the lengths the boys go to get that perfect shot are hilarious, I’d only ask half of that effort!

Take a picture of my bikini bum!

You know I take most of my pictures myself, but I don’t have the balls to carry a tripod and shoot selfies when other people are watching. I’m not gonna set up a photoshoot on a poolside when there are 50 people watching, and because I do not trust people I’d always be scared that someone snatches my camera if it’s further than an arms reach from me. Besides, I hate running so I’d never catch the thief.

Share a bed with me

Another important reason why I need a boyfriend is that travelling alone is fucking expensive. Yeah, sure, I could stay in hostels or 4 square meter singles rooms, but that sounds more like hell than fun travels. Like I said before, I don’t trust people, and I also hate most people, so sleeping in a same room with strangers is my idea of the 10th circle of hell.

When I travel, I want to stay somewhere that is nicer than my own little apartment, somewhere with lots of natural light and good views, and walking distance to most places I want to visit. If I pay for that by myself, it’s going to be a 200€/night, at a minimum. Cryptos need to make me a lot more money in order to splurge that cash on a place to sleep.

Watch my backside

The Boyfriend would also have to act as my bodyguard and watch my back when I’m focused on taking pictures myself. The reality is that if a somewhat hot Scandinavian girl in her booty shorts is alone, especially in certain countries (Middle East, Africa etc), it makes her a target. Add expensive camera gear and hello, do you want to get raped, mugged and/or kidnapped!? I’m not that into adventures…

Couple goals

The boyfriend would have to be good looking too, because if I need to be with someone 24/7, that someone can’t be an eye sore and of course we would need to create some awesome pictures together. A remote looking beach location, sunset and just the two of us. We’d take one of those shots that makes everyone ooh and awww of how perfect someones life is.

Said boyfriend would also have to have time and money so when I get a sudden urge to travel, we could be on the plane the next day and not have to worry about his work. I can obviously do mine from where ever as long as there is internet connection.

So basically I need a digital nomad with the photographic eye of Helmut Newton, the looks of Tom Hardy, with the skills of any character played by Jason Statham. That’s not too much to ask, is it?

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