Read Those and Get Your Daily Life Smile

in life •  7 years ago 

Those are for your daily smile, i hope you will enjoy it. Don't worry it is short and funny to read.

God Making Pandas

  • GOD: cow bears
  • ANGEL: what
  • GOD: did i f**cken shutter
  • ANGEL:
  • God: take it a cow and make it a bear

p1.jpg

There, My First Animal

  • GOD: there, my first animal :9
  • SNAKE: you are not done right? How am i supposed to move?
  • GOD: like this shimmies
  • SNAKE:
  • God: just kinda shimmies
  • SNAKE: dude
    p2.jpg

God Making Bats

  • GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
  • ANGEL: um
  • GOD:
  • ANGEL: god?
  • God: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
    p3.jpg

God Creating Mosquitoes

  • GOD: ' I wonder how i could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces'

P4.jpg

God Creating Spiders

  • GOD: make it have 8 legs
  • ANGEL: seems excessive but ok
  • GOD: and 8 eyes
  • ANGEL: you need to calm down a li-
  • God: give it a butt rope

p5.jpg

  • GOD: okey tiny animals you are ready to be in the world!!!
  • ants: yipe!!! yay!!!
  • GOD : okay lets make the anteater now
  • the what
    p6.jpg

God Creating Bees

  • GOD: put a needle on its butt
    ANGEL: come on God, wha-
  • GOD: Make its puke delicious
  • ANGEL:WTF
    p7.jpg

God Creating Alligator

  • GOD: see that log?
  • ANGEL: yeah?
  • GOD: fill it with teeth
  • ANGEL: say again?
  • God: fill it!
    p8.jpg
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God Creating Dogs

  • GOD : oh these turned out great. ım going to want all of these back at some point
    p9.jpg

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      ·  7 years ago 

    God: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
    lol :]

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      ·  7 years ago 

    what about lion i will be exspecting it in the next post lol

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Wonderful analysis, my favourite is that of the bees, even though their sting hurt a lot, they're beautiful.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      You got a 24.78% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @forkonti!

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          ·  7 years ago 

        The animals love: God gave them the beginning of thoughts and joy of serenity. Do not resent her, do not torment them, do not take away their joy, do not resist the thought of God. Man, do not ascend above the animals: they are sinless, and you, with your greatness, are suppurating the earth with your appearance on it and leaving your purulent trace behind you, alas, almost every one of us! I liked your post.

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          This post has received a 6.01 % upvote from @boomerang thanks to: @forkonti

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              ·  7 years ago 

            The lines are so comical that I could not stop laughing. Thank you for giving me a good laugh ha ha ha!

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                ·  7 years ago 

              very interesting animal pictures, I really like it

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                Pandaaa :) nice post buddy

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                  Allahu teala çeşit çeşit canlı yaratmış. En güzel varlıklar olarak da bizleri. Ne kadar şükretsek az. Her canlının doğada bir faydası var. Mesela bir örümcek böcekleri yiyerek ekolojik dengeyi sağlamaktadır. Yine çok korktuğumuz yılanlar. Tarla farelerini yiyerek doğaya katkıda bulunurlar. Bunun gibi birçok şeyi örnek verebiliriz. Güzel bir paylaşım olmuş emeğinize sağlık. Ayrıca okumak da keyifliydi.

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