When life gives you lemons…..You rephrase it...

in life •  8 years ago 

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is a regularly used phrase to elevate the spirits in face of adversity, to rise high above our difficulties and turn problems into opportunities. In addition to elevating a man’s morale this phrase has for decades elevated a man’s (and mostly teenagers) ability to conjure words into a funny yet meaningful sentence to complete this quote. Numerous variations, countless puns and references have now made this quote a test of a man’s wit rather than a test of his never-give-up attitude. It’s been a funny journey so far. Let’s look at the amazing creativity of human mind whenever it has encountered this quote.

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, sell them on ebay.

When life gives you melons, it means you’re dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, ask for more. Become a lemon trader. Sell lemons at a lower price than the prevailing market price. Build a company which sells lemons. Become an international lemon selling brand. Have profits in billions. Become rich and keep asking for more lemons.

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "What?!"

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -- Ron White

Unless life gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

If life gives you lemons, make someone's paper cut really sting.

"When life offers you lemons...wait until you are offered Oranges"

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake again.

When life gives you lemons, you don’t wear a bra!

We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

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And finally the mature sad truth……

After a certain age, you fully understand why life doesn't give you anything—not even lemons—free of cost.

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Welcome to Steemit. I am following. I wish you much success on the Steemit Board.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Thank you very much. Wish both of us a happy journey........hopefully devoid of any lemons.