Sprue

in life •  7 years ago 

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After Road road, the man enters the courtyard of a restaurant. He was starving. Seeing that there is still one empty place, he immediately approached the waiter to order food. A few minutes later the order came and without waiting for a long time he immediately ate a meal. Again fun eating, came a beautiful girl. His face is oriental, wear shorts. Because all the places are full, the girl then joins the table with the man. So, a table of two seats. the man was stunned to see the beauty of the girl, to the extent she delayed his meal. Somehow, suddenly man woke up and with a reflex he closed his mouth with both hands. The girl who saw the strange behavior of the man then asked,
Girl: "Mas, why do not you eat in the heat?".
man: (shook his head).
Girl: "It's hard to defecate huh?".
man: (Keep shaking my head).
Girl: "Mas must have thrush, her lips are chapped huh?".
man: (While opening both hands from his mouth), "Yeah, it broke so big".
Apparently hareliped lips.

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