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The things people will do for money, now they'll be in jail doing some strange things for a little change.

Hilarious! You guys are great.

Well. It's all about the nets. There is no chick worth doing all that for.

People always misquote that. Money is not the root of all evil, it is the desire for money that is evil. Money is just a tool bro!

Jail, then show me the money

For the twins...for making me cackle like a witch in the wee early hours of the morning...

bleeding from a rear in pain
they came again to pull their train
the scam I pulled on oscar failed
each day in jail, my ass is nailed

no one will forgive my crime
the punisnment they say...sublime
Nightly screams are hers and mine
we did the crime and now do time...

dudes...you guys ain't right you know that...? here's to more hilarious posts in the future...and cheers...