Crazy Slavs Story time - smoking kills

So as you might or might not yet know, Slavic people are rather crazy. We do shit that would be weird to outsiders but pretty normal to us.

But hey I'm just delaying the story.

In Slovenia we have regular snow storms, strong winds, floods etc., Much like the rest of Slavic countries.

It was december, the wind was blowing at around 120km/h, snow was heavy and every sane person would be inside and warm themselfs up right? Wrong. People are riding cars, drifting around, making snowmen and having a casual winter day.

There was an old lady. Watching tv and being slightly concerned with the weather. Watching tv and drinking some liquor she was relaxed when suddenly the elctricity went out. Trust me, when babushkas electricity goes out she gets crazy. Not knowing what to do now she decided to go for a smoke on the balcony, disregarding the storm outside. She went out, turned on the cigarette, inhaled and then the wind blew her of the balcony and she fell 5 stories down.

It's a story one would say, only in Russia right?

But the grandma didn't die there. She fell into a pile of snow, very deep and the paramedics couldn't drag her out! So some dudes brought an excavator/bager you know the big tractor with a showel and they buried her out. The grandma was very happy and proceeded to drink her schnaps and threw herself into a lake and went for a swim.

Now she's ok! The moral of the story is that you shouldn't give to much of a fuck. Be a Slav babushka. That's the life.

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Ziga.