For couples who have kids, sneaking in a “quickie” can often be damn near impossible, so as all of you who have little ones will know, you grab the opportunities with both hands hahaha!
It is inevitable that 99% of us will get “busted” by our kids at least once - and we had our turn a few years ago! Having to “think on your feet” would be the understatement of the year, and I didn’t do a good job at all! Haha!
In fact, my excuse for what my 4 year old had semi-witnessed a few years ago in the light of dawn, whilst rubbing the sleep from his eyes, was so utterly pathetic, I cannot help but laugh at it!
“Mommy, why was D pushing on you?”
“He had a sore leg my baby and I was trying to make the pain go away”.
“But then why were you going ooh aah mommy?”
“Because my muscles aren’t big like yours my baby and I wasn’t strong enough to rub the knot out of D’s leg…. Here look baby… your cartoons are on”
“Mommy, please can I have my cereal now”
Not a particularly good save – but I think I might just have scraped through with an “E” haha! – Although I have some serious fears that the incident will soon be publicly announced to his teachers or friends from school at some point in the near future. Lol!
continue reading here: https://steemit.com/life/@jaynie/intimate-oopsies
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Oh wow, this is hilarious!
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it is now... it wasn't so much back then... hahahaha!!!! (emotionally scarring my child and all...hehehehe)
Thank you for the positive feedback xxx
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Not what i expected to stumble upon today but got me smiling.
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hahaha!!!! objective achieved!! ;)
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Cool...but, you're reposting your stuff. What's the reasoning?
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Hi John,
I posted this stuff when i first joined Steemit, so in essence it was wasted. I had no followers and zero engagement - basically I was learning about how the platform worked. If I had a better understanding then, (as I do now...) I would have waited to post my writing which I hold high value to.
That is why I am linking them directly to the original posts.... I am not trying to "replicate them" dishonestly... would just like people to read them, because they didn't at that time.
Not sure if you catch my drift?
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It makes sense. I had no intention of criticising and I aknowledge your well deserved "growth". You have my respect.
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No worries :) and thank you - I appreciate that - really!
Despite my familiarity with most other social media platforms, it took me a little time to get to grips with how this community and the timeline operates :) - but... getting there, little by little... :)
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hahahaha this is funny
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