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To The Mattresses

in life •  7 years ago 

You have reached the STEEM auto-response for... @jedau As a casualty of the most recent Whale War , he/she is unable to get back to you at this time. If you wish to leave a message, you can contact him/her via help me!! Oh Glob!! Send fucking help it's madness here I tell you!! Madness!!! Thank you for your message.

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Hahaha, what splendidly formatted unavailable message!!

You have reached the STEEM auto-response for... oh you know who I am you fecking auto-responder just— As a casualty of the most recent cor blimey! don't you dare cut me off again, I swear to Bob I'll—, he/she is unable to get back to you at this time. If you wish to leave a message, you can contact him/her via Jesus H. Christ just tell Uncle Boom that I need help! Boom, I was wrong, I shouldn't have—Thank you for your message.

Uncle Book is unavailable!! He is on a train ;0)

That would be indeed funny haha! If, for example, the fate of the world rests on one man, but he in unable to be reached because he's in an elevator or going through a tunnel right at the crucial time.

Oh hey what do you know, I survived the onslaught! Damn that auto-responder, what a waste of 1000 STEEM!

You survived!! You are with us!! Don't worry. I am sure there are many other things that auto responder can be used for!!

Yeah, man! Whew! For a second there I thought I wasn't going to make it. Great to be able to breathe again! I'm sure, with a bit of tweaking, there's hope for that auto-responder yet.

Yes, that's right. And, when said tweaking is done, I shall commence CONCENSUS!!!

Consensus!!!

Oh no!!!

Huh? What are you talking about, broskie?

Yes..Yes.. Dance, my meat puppet. Conceal my existence. We shall take over Velocity right from under their nose.