Seriously tho, great post. Although I disagree about the "elderly passenger" part. That guy you mentioned is a known criminal and has been convicted of prescription drug fraud in his past (hes a doctor). He knew exactly what he was doing and WAS offered alot of money to switch flights, which he declined because he knew if he could cause this scene how many millions he could come by. Obviously United Airlines handled the situation extremely poorly but its very clear the "victim" capitalized on this opportunity to the fullest. He immediately lawyered up and is set to receive millions. Poor guy. Im sure he feels like a true victim.....lol