I had come down with a terrible illness.
The common cold. ( ._.)
Seriously though, I am such a baby when it comes to being sick. It's just so miserable. Like, I can't comfortably swallow and when I talk a raspy, shrill voice comes through broken sentences. What is this? This is just a normal occurrence that people go through regularly. Babies get sick and handle it, toddlers. Toddlers are always sick and they usually live through it but here I am, 28 years old, and totally depressed about a stupid cold.
By the way, @nobodyishome your illustration from winning the contest may be a bit late on account of I am DYING.
Sorry for the click-bait guys, I just wanted to convey how seriously fucking dramatic I am when I come down with a cold. It really does feel like the end of the world. I had so much to do today. Now I have to debate sleeping to get better or pushing myself to be productive and possibly making myself worse. On that note, I am going to make some chamomile tea and read David Sedaris while I debate what to do with my last day alive.
(cause the sickness is finna kill me.)
Just go, I don't want anyone seeing me this way. Let me find some peace in the sweet embrace of death.
*rolls self into blankie burrito *
Photos:
Sick GIrl:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sickness_behavior
Dramatic Death:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/gmbeecher/280066633
get well soon. :)
I dont get sick, maybe I should send you some of my FREAK blood to enhance your immunities. xD
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Yes please, send me all the freak blood. Well, not all of it. You need some to stay alive. Send me spare blood tho. Like if you stub your toe real bad or accidentally cut your finger when chopping an onion with a dull knife, just save some of that blood and send it my way.
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just banished some demons last night and I still have a vial or two left, there should be enough left to scare those cold demons out of your veins. I'll just need you to send me a self addressed stamped envelope.
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