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in life •  7 years ago 

Never underestimate Indian minds: Indian sees a prostitute in London and asks how much?
She says: £50 on the bed,
£30 on the sofa,
£10 on the floor.
Indian gives her £50.
She says WOW,
on the bed?
Indian says no,
5 times on the floor..!!! 👍🏼

Female Doctor : what can I do for you today?
Woman: my husband want intense sex everyday and several times a day. I m very stress. What should I do?
Female Doctor: Just give him my hand phone number.

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First one made me chuckle :) Where are you from?

I m from Singapore.

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