13 Rules of Football as a Kid.

in life •  7 years ago 
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  1. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
  2. The fattest one is always the goalkeeper.
  3. The best players are selected first.
  4. Penalties are only awarded if injured player swears a lot
  5. You could change goalkeeper in case of penalty.
  6. The match only ends when everyone is tired.
  7. School bags and shoes made nice goal posts.
  8. If you are picked last, you have no hope in life.
  9. No referee.
  10. No shoes on, otherwise you owed your parents a big explanation for a spoilt shoe.
  11. No matter how many you are winning by the winner is always determined by "next foal wins."
  12. If nobody has a football, then Banana fibers or dairy polythene bags could be used to create one.
  13. Never annoy the ball owner, otherwise it is game over.
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