Trump's Medical Mortgage Plan (MMP)

There are a lot of things in this world that US citizens have to pay for, be it food, entertainment or transportation. It's common knowledge that in United States, there has been a huge debate over healthcare for the past decade at least. In recent years, then President Barrack Obama, passed the Affordable Care Act which was later called "Obamacare" in an effort to show the conservatives that the liberal Democrat still had sway over major domestic US policy.

The stage was set! Americans polled by Pew National, a politically right leaning fair polling firm, found that 96% of the people polled thought that Obamacare was either, "Too generous to the poor and needy." or "Helped people who need to work more hours like me and Uncle Jed." Americans polled by Granite Falls Research, a far right leaning fair polling firm found that 100% of the people they polled in Russia thought that, "Obamacare does just enough to hurt the average American and that makes me happy, have a great weekend!" Albeit some translation issues in the last poll, it was quite clear what Obamacare represented to most Americans.

Enter the Medical Mortgage Plan or MMP as it is being called on Capitol Hill. President Trump is proposing that every American born after the year of 1871 will be given the privilege to be forced to buy into a 55 year MMP plan. The cost will be automatically deducted from employer pay at 58% of total and if unemployed, will be taken from unemployment benefits 68% of total. Trump's plan is to help ease the burden of cost by lowering income taxes to 2% across the board.

"You've got to look out for the people, so the plan is to lower taxes, make healthcare a part of your life like an investment. I invest all the time, I'm worth billions on paper. I have buildings, my name is on them. It says TRUMP really big! Let me tell you one other thing, I know what the little guy in America wants. I've been down and out before, my first car was a BMW 325i and it wasn't even a showroom floor model, I KNOW HOW AMERICANS FEEL. We have to do this BIGLY!" said President Trump when asked for comment on his new plan.