Men, we can be magnificent creatures but at the same time filthy filthy beasts. I had to use a public toilet today and witnessed some frankly minging behaviour.
Of course I could write a long piece about it full of cuss words. But hey, why write when a cheeky little animation can do the same job!
I was quite appalled at the antics of the chap who attempted to paint the place in his own special style!
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Hehehe, yes. Exactly that!
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at least its still being done in the men's room
yucky as it is but yuckier when someone does it on someone else's wall right?
or your car?
pretty annoying !
we call 'em dogs in the Phils :D
peace "men" hood :D
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Dogs they are!!! Worse than dogs!!
When you put it like that it is probably best he did that there lol
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Hilarious and true - taking a video next time! Following you now.
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This happens only when you have help pee for a long time and when it comes out, you shake like that it is totally weird when others are watching you.
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Yes it is weird!! I was not amused!
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He might have lost control. LOL
Maybe he was trying to play swords. When we were kids we used to fight pee streams and call it swords. Hhahahah
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We did that and as we got older it turned into that scene from ghostbusters!!
Don't cross the streams!!!!
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I used to have a housemate like this. Between the pissing and the constant jungle breakbeat at 4am, it was a tenous relationship at times!
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Oh my, that does sound like it might have been quite the trial!
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Indeed it was! Can one describe it as 'taking the p*ss' if it goes everywhere else?
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I am not sure. I think it might have been more throwing the piss!
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It all depends on moods :) We men are really funny many a times :)
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Yes indeed we are!!
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Haha i was totally expecting him to come right next to you and then miss and sprinkle you!! I see this far too often!
The guy on the far left is me every time I use a urinal! I can't seem to get my lower body right! hehe :)
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The one in the left is me too. Fidget fidget. Actually, it would be more accurate if the sick man was looking at his phone in one hand lol!
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And then having a beer in the other hand!
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just went to the restroom in an airport with a string of urinals. It reminded me immediately of your animation. I giggled to myself. People probably thought I was a bit of a nut! Oh well!
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Hahaha, that would be the way to do it!
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So this isn't how to go to the bathroom?
This could result in a TIL post! XD
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Oh darn, what an opportunity to use the TIL tag lol!!
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An image serves more than a thousand words.
To these you have to take them by the hand and make him swim in his own waste dear friend @meesterboom
Have a great day.
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Hahahahha, a harsh but fitting punishment that would be!! Cheers @jlufer!
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Brilliant. Did you do that animation? Shame you cant do one for dogs having a piss as mine doesn't have any boundries!
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I did indeed, quite the part time animator me :0D
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Its brilliant...well done you!
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Thank ya very much, I do love doing the pesky little things!
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It's never good behavior to piss on the shoes of your neighbor. Of course there's always the guy that comes and stands right next to you when there's 20 urinals.
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Oh man, I know. There is nothing more off-putting than when someone does that. A line of urinals a mile long all empty and someone stand right next to you, gaar!
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I'm positively appalled by this behavior. APPALLED!!! I wanted to stop reading at Men, we can be magnificent creatures thinking that there are no truer words, but when I scrolled further, I couldn't help but be flabbergasted by the lengths some of us go to. I mean, what was the point of it? For show? As a means to distract others from their lack of length?
Do those people seriously believe that they are hovering inches from the ground that's why they're free from wading in the grime and muck they contribute to? Oh wait, that's right. They don't think of anything at all!
Haha it's funny, but immediately when I came online this was the first thing I saw:
I guess I'm equally as peeved with men who act like that.
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Hehe, I have seen that one. I have always liked it, the toilet code.
I was appalled myself when I had to continue on beyond that first sentence. To have stopped there would have been a fine thing. Alas no, the perfidy had to be detailed.
It was outrageous. I am still dismayed that some dudes just like to pish everywhere but where they are meant to!
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It's like they're painting a canvass, peeing is just part of their creative process. That's why males get the bad rep of having comfort rooms smelling badly. Here I am thinking that it's easier to stay neat. Here I am also shaking my head. My big head. Well hmm the head above my shoulders!
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Your shoulder head!!!!
Yes, perhaps if they limited it to a canvas where they were free to daub in whatever she they pleased it would win a prize!
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I feel they are a wee bit insecure to share their art for it to be scrutinized.
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That will be it!!
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I half expect it nowadays Meester. That stick man looks like he's still listening to the song that must've been playing. Check out those urinal dance moves.:-D
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Aha!! That's what he must have been up to. The beats on his ears should have gave it away hehe!!
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Lol! :-D
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Hahaha!!!! New favorite, definitely!
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I like a bit of toilet humour :0D
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Perhaps he was just marking his territory? We're a pretty weird bunch most of the time, I bet Trump does exactly the same!
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I bet he does! Perhaps I should have marked mine all over his leg!! :OD
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Oh shame on them!! :d
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I know!! Its foul!!
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That is so funny and yet so utterly disgusting ans yet so funny.... I have recurring dreams about public toilets (don't ask) from a female perspective. Thanks for potentially adding another sucky dimension to my dreams.
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Oh you are most welcome!! It is pretty disgusting!
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So many things come to mind when forming this reply..... hmmmm but i will stick with great animation! I don't want to get pissy about it.....
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Oho!! Splendid word foolery :OD
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There was no need for that but love the animation hahaha
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Absolutely no need. I almost said something when some splashing nearly came my way!
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OH I thought it was you doing the splashing hahahah
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Cheeky meff!! I am known as the tidy piddler! :O)
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I will have to take your word for that :/
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That might be best ;O)
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I know the truth heehee
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Have you been peeking in on me again!!!
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He likes to paint. Maybe he can't stop and this is his new creative work)
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i never thought of that. An artist perhaps. thinking of his next work!! :O)
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We'll find the answer dear @meesterboom)
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I am sure we will!
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Ah ah ah
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Hehe ;O)
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I think we're going to have to start wearing raincoats in the bathroom. Hell, we might even go all the way and get hazmat suits!
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I will go for hazmat suits, much much safer!! :O)
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Maybe we should just agree there are people in general who were raised by wolves. I've had to use women's restrooms a few times, and some of them were savage! @trendhobo
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Hahahah. I dont doubt it!! However I think even wolves have more manners than some people!
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Haha, I thought the guy was going to go stand next to one of the others peeing and not keep the mandatory, but the unspoken rule of keeping one urinal distance between those around when available.
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I was originally going to do that as well, breaking the code!!!
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Classic - saw this epic scene in real life already - we are a bunch of pigs lol
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We sure are dude!! ;0)
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I hope you weren't too close to the 'painter', that animation told a story of a hundred pages :-)
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Ha, I was close enough to worry about splashing! I was sore tempted to tell him to watch it but worried he might start just posting direct on me lol
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I am always amazed how many ijits basically hose down the sitter, then just walk away like it's no big deal. I'd say born in a barn, but most of THOSE four legger's have a ton more manners and couthe. I yi yii....
Thanks for the brilliant MB rendition.
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Born in a barn is as you say, to good a description for them!!
Good to see you back dude! Have you been away our have I been remiss in missing your posts? If the latter I humbly apologise!
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I so hate to insult the barnyard animals...
No, you've not been remiss, I've been off the Steemscape for quite a spell. Family visitors, and hanging in the hinter's with my circa 1910 dumbphone, etc's of life. I do all my stuff on a huge square desktop machine. Not sure how you get a lot of yours done on the phone, but it does make it easier to move about and travel during life stuff.
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It is quite difficult to compose the longer pieces on the phone I must say! It is very good to see your particular brand of wit back on via the big ole desktop!
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I can imagine the cartooning would be nigh on impossible on the phone. I assume you do that via laptop? Thanks muchly, it is grand to be back on here, huge processing box and all included. (Though it IS faster than a speeding cyberbullet...though does no bounding, like a portable.)
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Well, its funny you say that. I do all the animation stuff on the phone. With the touchscreen its much easier! In fact it goes like a dream!
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terrible those toilets.. but if that was the only one failing in this world I would accept it..
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If it was the only one then yes, that would be a small price to pay!!
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you will start a new series on steemit with this post? :D
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I do them every couple of weeks :O)
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LOL! That was so funny! That is why we don't share public restrooms with guys...allthough some women aren't clean either....
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This is fabulous!
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Cheers mate!
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Now that's called animation with a message. Paining is a great hobby, an art, even a profession for some; but painting the walls of the toilet around the urinal isn't called painting. 😛😜 Cheers!
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Thats right it is definitely not painting and any kind of art I like to see lol!!
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I would like to believe the same way 😀😜
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:O) me too!
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LOL!
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Still drying my shoes, mate... :-)
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Lol!
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