Fusion #4

in life •  7 years ago 

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I was heading into work and stopped in at my usual coffee joint for some Joe. I stood at the counter and motioned at the girl serving.

Hit me with a double, baby.

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She nodded, I had never seen her here before but she looked like a girl that knew how a man like me worked on the inside.

In no time at all, she had banged me out a double espresso and slid it along the bar to me. I eyed her appraisingly. She had ratty blonde hair and arms covered in tattoos. She looked muscly too. Like an Alsatian.

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I did my best to stifle the appreciative growl in my throat.

I thought about the case. The mysterious Fusion and the link to the Alien incursion that I had discovered. It was with a jarring surprise I realised I didn't know much about the Fusion part, so focused had I been on the Aliens.

I got up to go, the tattooed girl behind the bar spoke.

Just a quick in and out was it?

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I paused in the middle of putting on my Fedora.

Well, come to think of it. I can always take a little bit more. Hit me, baby, one more time.

She laughed and moved to the coffee machine. Her arms looked as if they had black rats running around under the skin as she worked the machine. I put my hat on my lap to hide the monstrous erection trying to battle its way out of my trousers.

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She slid my double over to me. I pulled out a twenty and passed it over.

Have one on me sweetcheeks.

She laughed again, it sounded like stones rolling down a stream.

I pulled out another twenty and waved it handsomely at her slightly pierced face.

You fancy making a little something on the side baby?

She scowled suspiciously.

Whatcha mean?

I'm looking for someone...

I said urbanely. I knew that The Clivvers was fond of a coffee, perhaps he had left a clue here or even passed by?

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The rat-armed chick narrowed her eyes at me.

Fuck sake, you never heard of Tinder?

A man.

She sighed dramatically.

Grindr then.

I set my mouth in a flat line.

I am not looking for someone to do the hokey pokey with. I am looking for information?

Ahhh.

She nodded.

I getcha. Gives it.

She reached over and snatched the twenty out of my hand.

Go on then my handsome sugar daddy. Who are you looking for?

I am looking for a man who goes by the name The Clivvers. Quite tall, grey looking and thin. He used to work there...

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I motioned my head to the building across the road.

The girl sniffed and scratched the side of her head as if she wanted to have nasty filthy sex with me.

Sorry, no idea. We get loads of people coming in here.

Dammit.

He vapes like mad. It's a weird smelling one too, Parma Violets?

The girl's eyes snapped wide open. The ropy muscles on her neck tightening.

What, you mean him?

She tilted her head beyond my shoulder.

I made to turn but a hand clamped tight down next to my neck and that unmistakable cadaver-like voice of The Clivvers whispered in my ear.

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

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It's like The Clivvers has a direct line to that jazz sax that's always playing from out of nowhere! Just when you thought you were out of leads, life pulls out that stack of pencils and dumps it on your lap!

Its like fate or serendipity or something definitely not a deus ex machina!! hehehe

Oh Glob no! Never that dreaded god!

How did I go so long on steemit without knowing about your stories?! It's like finding a piece I didn't know was missing!

That's one way of putting it! Hehe!

Very clever The Clivvers took it by surprise, I take advantage of the situation that you had with the young lady of the cafe. I must admit that I never used a hat to cover an erection, if I had known it, I would have.
Great dear friend!
I wish you a great night

I thought that was the only reason men wore hats! ;0)

I wonder if The Clivvers was sitting in the bar all along eavesdropping on the conversation between you two and at the last moment, he showed himself. Was he in camouflage? Hmm?!! Upvoted!

I think you should be onto something there!

Hello @meesterboom: you must take care of yourself because that coffee can contain some chemical that can affect or kill you:


Greetings.

Or make me stronger!!!

You have the most interesting conversations in the coffee shop, @meesterboom! I can see why you like dropping by...

Coffee shops are so much better than tr6y used to be! :0D

There is a definite song lyrics as dialogue theme! I swear I'm not crazy! XD

You are definitely not crazy!!

O...M...G! You've been caught? By Clivvers! Oh Dear me, what will happen next, I can't wait to find out but I will be in Hawaii, so might miss next weeks version!! I write this downing a beer right before heading out in the wee hours tomorrow morning. I did manage one last review though (even if you missed the previous one). God speed my friend!

I will look!

Hawaii??! You lucky bastard!! I would love to go to Hawaii!! Enjoy it dude!!

How many song titles lol?

Haha, now there is the challenge! ;0)

Make it so captain boom.

Consider it done!

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ups, those events of yours going to work are cumbersome, hahaha

Yeah, it's hellish! ;0)

Oh OK and when you least expected BOOM appeared the person you were looking lol XD that if it was unexpected

Isn't it odd how these things just happen :0D

Ohhh it’s on now. Did he whisper it like Lionel Ritchie?? What was up with the chick anyway? Can’t a man wave a $20 with a boner and not want to do the hokey pokey?

I know, it's a world gone mad. It was a proper twenty too!!!

Super Post!!! upvoted

Thank you!

Sir @meesterboom your story so amazing.

And you are even more amazing! :0)

The girl [...] scratched the side of her head as if she wanted to have nasty filthy sex with me.

Hm. How is that, exactly? What specific scratching movement made you think that?

It's a very obvious gesture, if you want to know the specifics thought you will have to buy my forthcoming book... 'How to Hex the Opposite Sex!'

Available in all good book shops autumn 2018

That's Real Soon Nowtm! I'm going to pre-order it, sounds like a must-have.

It is, its a peach!

Woman, the infinite inspiration. :)) Lovely story cafe story .

I believe they do exist. One of my friends even claims to have kissed one

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Didn't like it enough to vote though, eh?

Oh rays. That happens to me because I'm a little distracted. Greetings brother

Greetings Indeed!

jaaaaaa la chica era un aliens o fantasma dan miedo tus historias querido @meesterboom

Si, mas o menos!