I strode into the lounge and halted, cocking my hips at the Good Lady as if they were a pair of maracas.
Sup, chicken-pie!
I brayed like a Donkey called Mary who had just laid an egg in a manger.
The Good Lady looked up from her Kindle which she had happily been reading. Her brow creased suspiciously at my dashing demeanour.
You look happy?
She grunted.
HA! Happy. Oh yeah, baby girl. Tell me, do I look like a Killa?
The Good Lady did a double-take as if I were wearing one of her shawls and had announced my name was now Tammy.
A bloody what?
She stuttered out.
A killa baby! Look. Look at these?
I bared my teeth with a dramatic rhhahhrrrrrr.
Are they red? My teeth red?
I made bitey motions at the air around me.
Oh poor Daddy-Bear. You really have gone a bit mental? It must be all the stress?
The Good Lady made a Zuckerberg at the Senate face.
I stopped biting at the air for a moment and did some more hip-thrusts as if having at that sexy Ghost woman in the first Ghostbusters movie.
Mental? Me? Maybe... Maybe I am just gonna come over there and eat all your little fishies, hmm?
I made swimmy finny with my arms and moved toward her.
She held a stern hand out.
What the hell?! You really have lost it.
She said sharply.
I stopped, my expression taking on a little hurt as if she had popped my lucky balloon.
No, lass. I haven't really lost it. I'm being an Orca. I am an Orca now. I powered up a bit of steem and BOOM. Sweet Orcasm for me.
I stopped as the Good Lady's eyes rolled about in her head like magic eight balls.
Oh God, not that bloody Steemit again? You said you were taking a break. What does Orca even mean!?!
She shook her head in despair.
It means I have 50,000 Steem Power. It's like, pure amazing?!
I said trying to maintain my previous good cheer.
The Good Lady turned back to her Kindle with a sad clucking noise.
I huffed off into the kitchen to get a coffee. I'd worked bloody hard to become an Orca. Hmmph. Maybe I would go down the local park, jump in the pond and eat the bloody fishies for real.
That would show her.
Congratulations @meesterboom!
You raised your level and are now an Orca!
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Boom!!
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And a badge to prove it, skills!
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Head to power up am extra 500 for the badge!!! Dammit, lol
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This is really awesome @meesterboom!
BTW, why not support us back and vote for our witness?
You will get one more badge and more powerful upvotes from us on your posts with our next notifications!
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Lol, well why not. I do have some to spare and I like the badges!
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Me busy baking your badge... it will come soon. Thank you for your support! 🙏
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Oh that's freakin' awesome, congrats!. You could skinny on up to the attic to celebrate by playing a tune on your pipe orcan, or maybe the good lady could join in on her pan flute??
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She could! I could! In all likellihood it will be the first option. Still, I bet it will be a cracking tune!! :OD
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Living the dream right there.
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Riding it like it's 1985!
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It's going to be hard to beat that line!!!
In related news ...
Whales have the largest penis in the world - This is an Orca
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That... that is just truly insane! Its like that pipe that goes between two planes when they refuel in mid-air!
It is disturbingly accurate too, I feel I have finally come to an understanding of my own undercarriage. This is an incredible day!
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Do you think that activity (whatever it is) was in the persons's job description?
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I think not, I think they were being extracurricular... Lol
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congrats. Long time between drinks now :)
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Are you getting the next drinks in?
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slowly buying with all my ex drinks money. :)
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I’ll take that as yes! 😁😎
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Hehe, cheers man. Yeah, the next one is a bit far!
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Hell yeah!!! Kick ass!!! This is awesome!
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Hehe, it was so funny, your reply came in just as I was readying to post!
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That’s pretty nutty. See...connected already!!! Lol
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Hahahah, something in the ether!
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Congrats on your orcasm. Let's hope it doesn't fizzle out and you should have converted your steem to BTC instead.
Also you did have a break. No posts for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
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I know, how much did that slow me down!! I can hardly believe it. I was hanstrung by my absence!
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Congratulations. That is awesome. No need to jump in the pond. Lol
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then the little fishies are safe... for now!!
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Congratulations.
That is awesome. No need to
Jump in the pond. Lol
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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
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Good job! Seeing old Steem folks rise in ranks is always a good sight. Land ahoy!
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Hehe, cheers!! It is, feels like a proper achievement!
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Not another bloody orca! This ecosystem is getting unbalanced with you big accounts flaunting your wealth by giving us all big votes. What are the complainers supposed to do when Steem is working as it should? I bet you will be downvoting abusers too. Will you be expecting gratitude?
Seriously, I couldn't be happier.
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I expect gratitude and ermine lined robes. I will probably have to google ermine though, is it a little animal. Ah the places random comments can take us!!
Cheers mate!
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It must be a pretty pleasurable feeling to Orcgasm, I dream about it regularly. I only recently made dolphin so its clearly a premature orcgasm lol
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Oh no, thats a gasm in its own right. I was hugely proud when i made it to dolphin status. Especially because thats what I occasionally refer to my Captain Bifter as, Three cheers for Dolphins and all big stakers, it truly is what this place needs!
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Congrats
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Cheers mate!
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badges come on vests and orcas wear them proudly even if the wife does not get it...
Mine does not really get it either but at least she humoured me and bought 3000k steem as an investment
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Note that is a proper humouring!! My wife genuinely things that I am nuts for spending time here. I can only imagine get face of she knew I had purchased steem with real money at points!
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especially looking at the price going down and down
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Lol, that would get me in serious trouble. I am quite glad she thinks it is a game!!
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I've just read that Orcas do not really sleep. They rest.
When the left hemisphere "sleeps", the right one is awake and alert, and vice versa.
I guess from now on we'll get at least two posts a day.
And not to forget Saturday. 4 beer reviews; looking forward already. (just like the Good Lady to Sunday morning)
Great job man, congratzzzzzzzz.
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It's funny you should say that because that is exactly how I roll.
All of those things will be a thing! Especially 4 beer reviews. They will be the best thing ever, until I get kicked out of the house :OD
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Well, below I saw that image of an orca penis so I think she will think twice before kicking you out ...
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We will have to be getting a bigger bath installed though...
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True, but the toilet seat can stay down from now on.
Hell, you can maybe even stay seated in that lazy chair.
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I will be sitting in the upstairs toilet and yet I will be peeing in the downstairs!! Hehe
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🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤
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🐘
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I could see it coming, but have you been sent the 'badge' yet... it's all about the vests.. the VESTS... tell her.. it's vital!
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Bollocks. I aint got the badge yet. I bet my vests are short!! I'm off to check!
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Check your grandfather's drawers... better still ... don't!!
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Lol, I think I am just shy, Now I am trying to figure out by how much!
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Need about 500 steem more I think. You are at 99m vests, more than the Mentalist, less than an orca.
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Dammit, see what happens when I think I am being smart! I should have made the cover image me riding a trout!!
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The Scot version of Putin?
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A putinesca!!!
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Congratulations Mr Orcaboom... :)
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HEhe, cheers! I am frantically checking if I am or not!
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Is it undecided?
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Lol, well I thought it was roughly 50K Steem Power but I haven't had my official badge from Steemitboard yet. They work it out in VEsts?!
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Has your badge changed that's on your homepage?
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Nah, that steemitboard thing that comments on your posts when you make an acievement like posting seven days in a row and that kind of thing. It was late with my 3 year anniversary right enough!
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Your Orca delivery maybe late, 🐋🐋
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Hopefuly not, I powered up every little smidge I had left just to make sure!
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Grats. You'd best get Orcanised or you'll waste your VP 😂
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I am gettting an Orca jacket made, just trying to source the skin!
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Right. That's it, I'm calling the SSPCA
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Cool, tell them I am a 44 chest and the sooner the better please?
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Call it yourself
03000 999 999
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I did but the woman who answered wasn't at all sexy so I hung up. It just goes to show doesn't it?
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I imagine it being a Grandma, so no surprises there! Sorry for your disappointment.
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Hey, Grammas can be sexy!
gulp
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Also, how dare you put such disgusting language in my feed! 😁
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HEhe its a cracker! I am surprised no-one used it first!
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👍
Fat Free Upvote
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Wonderful !!
swims over and hides behind a rock
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I'm hungry!?! Where are the fishes!?!
:0D
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At least she said Rock 😳😬
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That is fortunate for us all!!
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Congratulations there @meesterboom. That's pretty cool but I think I'm more happy to see you sitting here nice and high on the ole steemit trending page. Is she still rolling her eyes?
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Lol. Yeah, if I even mentioned that she would roll them even harder! Cheers man!
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I don't have one of those eye rollers any more but I do have two young ones who kinda look like the original eye roller rolling their eyes.
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It's quite astonishing how it runs true in the line!!
My daughter has quite the eye roll to her. Usually at my antics too!
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Maybe us guys are just really bad at reading their body language. It's painfully obvious now. The eye roll means we're doing a good job.
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Wahahaha!!! Yes, you have cracked it. We are simply not understanding their immense appreciation and joy!!! I shall now assume the opposite of what I think the body language is telling me.
Nothing could go wrong, surely?
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All these years! We've just been reading it backwards!
I can't believe we've finally figured this out!!!
Best. Day. Ever!
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I'm going to write a book and spread the word among our fellow man!!! I will send you on half of the proceeds!!!
Expect to be very rich soon my friend. Beyond your wildest dreams!!!
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and then you abused the the rising, smartsteem, with bidbot abuse!
@flagrewards look at this!
No valid content
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I didn't use any bots, you should get your facts right.
I see you are part of that meme ring that uses the secret cheap bid-bots for abuse that I started downvoting? Maybe you should be more honest about your motives
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This guy is rather clueless, although smart enough to create 10 or so alts and attempt to circle jerk his investment back.
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Hehe, I totally saw that and it was no small coincidence after I started downvoting some of the accounts that he showed up here all spitty with froth!
I think the real nuggets to be found now lurk in those uber cheap bid bots!
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Those accounts vote manually and organically at times.
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Ya chump
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That Orca riding work of art is hilarious Mr. Boom... I love the facial expression too...
How the hell do you come up with these descriptive terms...!?!?!?!? I'm almost jealous, I tell ya...!!!!!
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I was quite proud of the orca one in the end!! It was my third orca, none of them were working out!!
It's a gift, I guess :0D
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Congrats Willy. You have worked hard to get here.
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Free Willy!! I had forgotten about him!
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Hahaha best powering up story I've read! She clearly doesn't feel the power of Orcadom - you may have to thrust your way into the pond and make a big splash there instead! I'm sure the fish will understand 😉
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As long as I come out of the pond with a fish in my mouth she will forgive me!! Maybe...
Cheers mate!!
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Haha well, it was nice knowing you if she doesn't 😂
Congratulations on Orcadom! Fingers crossed I can join you by the end of 2020!
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I'm a dead man walking, lol
There's a target to go for indeed, fingers crossed for ya!!! :0D
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Congrats
It is a lot of work! I just hope the joke is not on us and this stops before we get to a penny...
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Has!! I am kinda thinking that it is all a grand joke and that everyone will be orcas soon and it will be no big deal, lol!
Fingers crossed that's not the case though, a penny would be AWFUL!
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Congratulations o. Your pre-orcahood!! Did you check out those vests yet!! Im so behing , with getting eyeballs dialated at the opthamolgist yesterday!! Couldnt see print the entire day!!
I'll have read further down!!
I now bown to you, Boom!
Well done! Ypu worked it well!
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I was 500 SP short so powered that up too and double boom!! I was truly there!
Oh dear, I hope they are fine now!!
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🎁 Hi @meesterboom! You have received 0.2 STEEM tip from @dswigle!
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Sending tips with @tipU - how to guide :)
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Congrats, meesterboom for achieving 50k STEEM POWER thus becoming an orca. I don't understand why the Good Lady is not proud of you. This is a historical landmark to say the least. Upvoted!
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She thinks it's all stupid, like those badges you get in games!! Cheers dude!
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This is amazing!!!
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Cheers!
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