Pudding Beers!

in life •  6 years ago 

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Some say that the night is long and full of terrors. Not if you have a beer in your hand it isn't!!

Hurrah! Welcome to another Saturday night beer fight. I have two astonishing beers to taste tonight.

I blogged about the peculiarly enticing Plum Pudding Porter yesterday but I didn't mention the other zonking mad one I found!! A chocolate fudge brownie stout!?!

Madness, but damn tasty amazing sounding madness.

But the proof as they say, is in the pudding. So let us get stuck into these pudding beers starting with the fantastical PLUMS!!

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A plum pudding porter. The mind boggles. It's from one of my favourite breweries, Wiper & True. They have mostly hit it out of the park. Can they do it again?

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It's an inky purple black which one would expect with is claim of plumminess. It's a gassy one too, the head fizzing up like a white walrus out of an oil spill.

It's a good porter. It's malty, sooty, smokey and chocolatey. There is a good wallop of alcohol followed by a long lingering finish turning into a raisin-esque sweetness BUT...

WHERE ARE THE PLUMS!?

I mean. I'm not plum daft. But if I buy a shot of some plums then I expect plums. I am afraid the testicular porter will be marked down a point... 6.5/10 booms!

Ah, my hopes were riding high like a Badger in an elevator only to be cruelly dashed.

Can the next delight save me?

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This one reminds me of when I first met the Good Lady. When I saw it, I knew I had to have it!

Fudge... Chocolate... Brownie. I mean what's not to like. I've popped seventeen boners just looking at it.

Let's get it out and in the glass!

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Look at that, it's like a sleek and silky otter has curled up in there. Looking good Mr Otter! Fancy a jaunt into my mouth of madness?

What can I say, a genuine delight of a sweet and chocolatey stout. Fudgy, sticky and smooth. Perhaps it could have done with a little more boozy oomph but it was very pleasant. I shall give this a fine 8/10 booms! Hurrah!

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Cheers everyone and have a great weekend!!

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Holy tongue, hahaha!!

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That is disappointing about the non plumminess, but they sound delicious anyway! Cheers!

They were pretty good!!

I have menaced folk with that tongue before!! :0)

@meesterboom hello dear friend happy Saturday night beer. What happens with the product developers, who happens to label a beer mentioned plums and is the least perceived.
Many garcias for another excellent beer tasting
I wish you a happy rest

They should be punished most severely!! Hehe

Fudge chocolate brownie sounds amazing. Just not in a beer XD Glad it worked out for you though XD

You're going to have to ask your plum loving guy about the lack of plums in the plum one XP

I think I will be more than happy to never discuss plums with the Bear-Man ever again!!

And Fudge chocolate brownie was great in a beer!!

That choco fudge brownie looked scrum-diddly-umptious.

With a slight hoppy choco nose and a distinct aftertaste of Coco Pops....

Keep on drinking them until the cows come home meesterboom :)

Hehe, a slight aftertaste of Coco pops would be quite a thing!!!

I shall do my best dude! ;0)

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6.66% would have been genius. You are wasted behind a desk and should be out marketing beer. Plum doesn't have that strong a flavor and maybe it is more of a prune taste. We all know what prunes do so best go grab a hot curry tonight.

Prunes! You are right, it was a bit prune'y and there was me thinking it was raisins. You my friend are the genius!!

FFS a raisin is from a grape and a prune is a dried plum. It is easy to mistake it I suppose as they are the same colour. Genius sounds about right lol. Have a good weekend.

Hahaha, no way!! You know I knew that but I also didn't really know it!! Fuck, it was a bit plummy then!!

My world has been turned upside down!!! :0D

Cheers with Brownie Hunter!!!

Cheers Mr D! It was a fine un! :OD

Like always

hopefully! ;O)

Cheers again

Plum Pooting you say?? the promise of a fount of pluminess had me going there for a sec. Dammit man, no plums at all?? lol I guess it's the chocolate brownie for me then...it does look divine.

P.S. Your 'T's' are on point!!

No plums at all, I was a bit gutted. I had a high hope for a big hit of christmassy pudding almost!

T's are my game by the looks of it! :OD

Cheers Boomy!

Shame about the lack of plums, maybe Bear-man can sort you out next time?

Chocolate fudge beer sounds top notch though, but is it too sweet for a 12 can mission?

It would be too sweet for that but might be good enough for a four job! ;O)

I am sure Bear-Man would be glad to offer!! lolz!

Cheers dude!

Not until you've tried everything else in the shop first, don't give him the plummy pleasure :O

Thats good, he has quite the range, might be a long long time before I stoop so low! haha. Or never!!

Low being the right word here. Happy to find out there's plenty more crazy brews before Bear-plums :)

Aye man, I will be trying the lemon shit before the fish shit!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Beers, an option to relax ones problem from the mind but that is just temporary

lol! unbelievable flavors, dang. Hey why does the brownie one remind you of the Good Lady?

Hehe, because when I saw her I knew I had to have her :0D

got it! Great job sir meesterboom!

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Lol, this is awesome! I won't flag it this time just because I'm half pished :0)

If only I had my very own local bear-man, then I probably wouldn't have flagged it either :)

Lol, well done. I'm too magnanimous when drunk!