Happy birthday, Daddy-Bear!
The Good Lady yodelled out as I entered the lounge.
I glowered at her with my special brow. The one that has a big angry vein in the middle, like a Frenchman's penis.
How can it be happy when all around me they are crawling out of the woodwork?
I snapped.
I threw myself into one of the armchairs and pulled my phone out.
Look. Look at them? Filthy dirty mucky pups of yesteryear?!
I tossed my phone to the side and scowled at the Good Lady.
I suppose you are going to tell me to forget Steemit and just relax today as if none of this actually matters? Perhaps you think I should just chill and drink beers and open gaudily wrapped presents!?
I growled as if I were a pup myself. Albeit, a muscular and lithe Daddy pup wih a penchant for night clams.
You should chill. And who are these mucky pups anyway?
She asked, genuinely puzzled.
I picked up my phone and scrolled to a random Steemit user who hadn't posted in a year but were now back because the price of a steemy had increased by three cents.
These mucky pups. Or should I say RATS! As soon as the price goes up a bit they come sniffing around. Looking for autovotes and circles to pull their puddings into with their fetid and sticky hands!
I looked at the Good Lady expecting her to wail and gnash her teeth about how it was my birthday and I should be focusing on the bundle of presents on the floor which looked to be full of goodies.
She straightened her back and looked me square in my dark and soulful eyes.
Damn, you are right Daddy-Bear. Something needs done. Go... go and get your boots on. I will get your Poo-Stick from the garage.
She stood and nodded before turning on her heel to fetch me my weapon of dark renown.
I nodded too. I was so proud of her I could burst.
Perhaps if I managed to return she would be waiting for me. Like hot wet and wild rice.
She came back and handed me my Poo-Stick, carefully by the safe end.
By now I had my boots on and a bag full of supplies that would do me on the long hunt for the mucky pups of yesteryear.
They didn't know it. But I was coming.
And not in a good way.
Happy 31st birthday @meesterboom!
What a fine way to spend your birthday, collecting shit from the backyard, or did I misunderstand? :D
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Hahahaha!!! No misunderstanding there, it's pretty much like that!!
And cheers man!! 31 again!!! ;0)
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And the sad thing is some of them were previously laying turds in their own back yard!
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It's all they know!
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Watch out for that guy, he's just a golddigger :-)
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A gold digga! I hope he got massive boobs man, cos I dont lay golden eggs if they dont! :OD
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Are you (just like me) just here to sniff around? hahaha.
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Yeah, was hoping to see a few 'mucky pups' :)
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You show them mucky pups who's boss!!!! lol
(and yes, I share your sentiment 200%)
!giphy like+a+boss
oooh and is a HAPPY BIRTHDAY in order?
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It is indeed, I be celebrating the turning of another year. In the most sophisticated way possible, with a wine and Italian food, raar!!! :0D
!ENGAGE 30
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Oh NICE!!! Nothing better than Italian food on a celebratory day! Enjoy it!!!! and have an extra glass on me :D
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Consider it done!! :0D
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!giphy happy+birthday
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@jaynie you have received
30 ENGAGEfrom @meesterboom!View and trade the tokens on Steem Engine.
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Why thank you kind sir @meesterboom! :)
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Oh I am just like Santa and am keeping a list of who was here during the sucky times.
Many Happy Returns of the Day Boomsy.
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Haha, that is the best way. I have a list myself and this time there is no going back on it. I was too kind the last time!
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Happy new year sir Boom of the Clan Mc. Meester!
And the safe end of a 'Poo Stick'...!? Think I do not even wanna ask. (Memories of a gentleman who never tells spring to mind.)
It reminds of a story where a father was asked by his young son: "Daddy, where does poo come from?"
Dad feeling a bit awkward, but nonetheless wanting to tell it like it is, starts to explain to his young offspring. About food that goes into ones mouth and how it comes out again from down under.
His kid has been listening to him with his mouth and eyes wide open. When his Dad finally asks him if he has any questions left, his son gets up shakes his little head and mumbles while he walks away: "Now I think I do not even want to know where Piglet came from..."
Have a great one!
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Hahaha!! Oh man, I didn't see where that one was going. Quality!!
Cheers man, the world has turned once more and I face another year. I have high hopes it will be a good one! :0)
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Laughed while I typed it in. It is a Classic! 😁👌
Cheers to a marvelous new round mate! 🍻
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Heh heh, another round it is!! Best foot forward, cheers mate!
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Really your bday? Happy bday brother. Screw those muck pups anyways lol. Ill drink a cold one in your honor. Nothing too special, but is a craft brew from wisconsin. Has a nice pic of a cow on it haha. Cheers!
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A cold one is always a special one to me, cheers dude! I will be having a cold one myself shortly!
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Lmao..
BAHAHAHA!! So good!!
I got your back! Wait, who took my Poo-stick?!?! @audiefaith! We must support DA-BOOM! I shall build thee a BoomStick, to fry the cancerous puss-ridden bastards where they stand like flies to an electric bug zapper at the supermarket... and the Boom will be the ZAPPER!
STEEM on!
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If we have enough poo-sticks we cannot FAIL!! :0D
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'As soon as the price goes up a bit they come sniffing around.'
Have noticed it also. And some with a "heartbreaking" story of having been busy all year or other crap (haven't been very active lately myself either tbh, but tried to at least follow daily what was going on during my lack of posting).
Anyway, as long as they start buying wagonloads of Steem and make the price go up, I can live with that.
Congratulations. have a nice evening and ... CHEERS!
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Hehe, but you hit the nail on the head are least you have been about and know what's going on.
I do laugh at the heart breaking tales. So busy!! Had to step back!! Blah blah... If they bought anything I would forgive them but they never do, funny that!!! :0D
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I'm still waiting for the pups to arrive, it won't be long.., they have good noses.
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The only good nose is a wet nose, no matter what they tell you!! I think or something!
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Oh man this is funny as shit, however true and am glad I came to see what @jaynie was referring to!
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Hehe, cheers mate. I do hate them mucky pups!
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Happy Belated boomie! and here's a belated bday tip.....We (Mr. lady and I) have a fave singer/band which is Chuck Prophet. We saw him a few weeks ago and I just looked at his tour schedule online and he's to be in Glasgow in May!
http://www.chuckprophet.com/gigs
and well, yes, I have not been on steemit AT ALL these past months (not sure why- just tired of it (shrug)? ) just a random thumbs up here and there . Anyhoo....here's to disregarding birthdays altogether ;0)
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Oh man!!! Lol.
I saw this and I thought I answered but I think I must have been a wee bit pie eyed because my reply isn't here!!! I am totally going to check them out!
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I get it I get it! I just went to text an old friend, and my un-sent text from 3 months ago was still sitting there un-sent.
We LOOOOVE CHuck. First fell for him via his album called No Other Love. Have fun at the show ;0)
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Hehe, know I have to set if the stars align and make it so!!
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You have a poo stick...how exactly does one use a poo stick? Is it for poking poo?
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Haha, yes, it's used for the less salubrious pipe cleaning that very occasionally in my rubbish house needs done!
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I once did a post on the origins of "The shite end of the stick"
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You can be the Steemit guard dog and bite there ankles on entering LOL
Happy Birthday :)
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Or just run around yapping and being annoying!! Hehe
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No change there then LOL
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Happy Birthday
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Hahaha, that's one step I will not be looking forward to!!! :0D
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It happens to us all brother!
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Lol. I will devise some manner of wearable hanging cup to save me!
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A little crotch hammock?
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Yeah, lots of elastic bits!! :0)
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Hahaha! The worst part is standing for 20 minutes plus waiting to pee, the "nut bath" is nothing compared!
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Aiyeee, you are giving me the fear!!
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I'm going to give you a million dollars worth of advice right now for free... start taking supplements for your prostate- when you're 65 you'll thank me. Stopagingnow.com is an excellent company- @kus-knee turned me on to them years ago. It's about $20 a month and well worth it!
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I'm going to look! I ain't adverse to a bit of proactiveNess!!!
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Upvote.. Great article to read..
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Self voting on your comments is seen as farming and not acceptable behaviour. That's why your comments are getting downvoted. You should stop.
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