Entirely hilarious things I have done when I was drunk

in life •  8 years ago 

                                 

1. Searched for a seat belt whilst sitting on a chamber in the toilet. 

2. Called my long time ex-girlfriend and told her wanted to see about a matter of life and death. 

3. Switched on my phone’s torch light and started looking for the very phone I was holding. 

4. Sucked my friend’s tore whilst sleeping thinking it was a lollipop. 

5. Lost my t-shirt in the city centre and started scrambling for a blanket with a street kid.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Keep it coming hey ....so funny...one day you will graze with cows for a meal !

Congratulations @mishman55! You have received a personal award!

Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit Happy Birthday - 1 Year on Steemit
Click on the badge to view your own Board of Honor on SteemitBoard.

For more information about this award, click here

By upvoting this notification, you can help all Steemit users. Learn how here!

Congratulations @mishman55! You have received a personal award!

2 Years on Steemit
Click on the badge to view your Board of Honor.

Do you like SteemitBoard's project? Then Vote for its witness and get one more award!

Congratulations @mishman55! You received a personal award!

Happy Birthday! - You are on the Steem blockchain for 3 years!

You can view your badges on your Steem Board and compare to others on the Steem Ranking

Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness to get one more award and increased upvotes!