Because of the KFC shortage on both sides of the Atlantic, DHL have done more for child obesity in two weeks than Jamie Oliver has done in 10 years.
So, Trump's decided to arm Teachers in a bid to deter any would be gun - toting psychopaths. So, sooner or later they will need to arm pupils, after the first lunatic Teacher shoots a class up.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Whoever that is... Poor soul!
I wonder Where I can buy a decaffeinated coffee table?