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A Real Dick

Hi there!

 
My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself and I'm here today to share my Dick Pick with you!

Since the dawn of time, Dicks have always found a way to rise to the occasion.

Some Dicks can be soft, warm and fuzzy while other Dicks can be hard, cold and prickly. It's a fact of life.

A list of actual Dicks:

• Dick Van Dyke
• Dick Smothers
• Dick Clark
• Dick Butkus
• Dick Sass
• Dick Cheney
• Andy Dick
• many, many more Dicks

Those names and many more are not nearly as important as the Dick I would like to talk about.

Today we will learn about one fascinating Dick. There is no bigger Dick than this man.

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This Dick became famous a long time ago simply because his name was Dick Assman.

David Letterman, who just so happens to be one of my heroes, was handed a newspaper clipping with Dick Assman's name on it back in 1995.

This is what happened next:

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An Amazing Story

Have you ever met a more modest man in your life?

He became famous simply for being who he is on paper but I see more than that.

It never went to his head. Dick Assman could possibly set the Guinness World Record for being the most humble man who ever existed.

Truly amazing, in my eyes.

Wendy Mesley did a superb job of reporting that story.

To be able to stop herself from smacking that man who at roughly four minutes and fifty-two seconds said Mr. Dick Assman does not have talent must have taken a lot of professionalism. I may have lost my job that day if I was in her shoes.

I like to call a spade a spade but today I don't feel like calling anyone a pompous prick.

Shortly after, David Letterman attempts to explain what comedy really is. For many, that message and the meaning behind it has fallen on deaf ears for hundreds of years. Those so-called experts wearing their suits are not qualified to be in a position to comment. Common sense is not taught in school and it cannot be bought at the fancy suit shop either. Stick your nose high up enough into the air and you can only fall backwards.

At roughly seven minutes, another man begins to speak.

I think there is a dark side to it. There definitely is a dark side to it. One problem is, is it's going to stop. It's going to end, uh. And when it ends, maybe the gasman can't live with that. He wants more of it, and he's not going to have it.

Oh? Is that so?

Dick Assman. I never forgot about you. It has been over two decades since that all occurred. We now have a new invention called a blockchain. Your story, your life is now here for all to see and it will not budge, forever.

That guy didn't know what the hell he was talking about. I have your back.

Dick Assman

Gone but not forgotten.

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