I Know What You're Thinking
What is that supposed to be?
Could it mean something? Is this artist in distress? What kind of maniac would make something like that? Where's the meme? What kind of post is this? What's up with all of these questions? Why is this so awkward now?
A few other things about you:
- You're reading this right now.
- You just smiled.
- There's someone behind you.
Lastly
- You will enjoy the art, because that's all I have for a post today.
- You admire the fact that I'd spend so much time working on something so truly amazing.
- You will have a nice day.
Wow. It reminds me of "The Scream," by Edvard Munch. It also reminds me of the time my then teen-age daughter found the "replace" function in Microsoft Word.
She secretly changed Word on my computer so that every time I wrote the word, "the" it was replaced with, "look behind you."
Yes it freaked me out. Oh those meddling teenagers.
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Your story reminds me of this joke I wrote at the beginning of January. Pranksters these days...
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Bwhahaha! I'd like to say I'm "rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off," butI haven't vacuumed today., however I AM laughing that hard. LOL That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Nice friend, that one...so tricksy. LOL
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Yeah. That one was awesome. I didn't realize I should be alerting people to clean their floors in advance of reading my jokes. Maybe I'll start adding that disclaimer near the top somewhere.
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I knew before I clicked the link that it was going to be your "vagina" vagina. I remember that vagina. It was my favourite vagina I looked at that day.
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That piece is super appealing for some reason, somehow it makes me think of whipped cream or ice cream, despite the blood red. Hm, maybe a vampire's milkshake?
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Do vampires like milkshakes? I know they suck, but are straws really their thing?
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A valid point. Hm, maybe that coating they put over ice cream, cherry flavored, before it hardens? I don't know, but I want to drink it. Haha!
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"There's someone behind you." - Do you know who's this?..... He's @nonameslefttouse. I think use a smoke with cold weather..Then I'll smile.
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He was just a cigarette in -40 after all... Crazy how that works!
Thanks for sharing what you see.
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Somehow this is more then what i posted today.
I'm just so glad now my soul can rest after its long journey. Perhaps you will keep me in a jar next to your writers bookcase and smoking jacket.
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Nope. I use the jar for whiskey. I think I have a margarine container around here somewhere. That'll work just fine.
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Gasp i think hes trying fatten up my soul to devour it!!!!
Bootlegged whiskey what a smashing good time will be had from that jar.
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Heeey! That "someone behind you" is my imaginary boyfriend Tom! I haven't seen him for quite a while and I was starting to believe he had been seeing someone else! And Seriously looks like a rose to me. Is it my anniversary with Tom and I forgot about it? :P
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Surprise!
Congratulations Tom and @ruth-girl!
I'm sure you won't forget next time.
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Thank you! Now if you excuse us... you know ;)
Have a good night, it's past 2 am in Greece, I think I should go to bed.
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Sure... "bed". Gotcha.
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I like “Seriously” and there is this face of someone looking at it. The other one looks like a slap on the face. Or not, I will take it back, it definately looks like “Someone behind you”
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Maybe that face you saw looking over Seriously is Someone Behind You?
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Your humor is definitely unique, because it is natural to you. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But I wonder, what else do “they” say? Just like you wrote about “Someone behind you” or “Seriously”. Before you named it, anyone could call it differently. For example I saw Red rose with face looking at it and then Someone’s burial. But now they have already been named.
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You can give your friends nicknames. He's already been called Tom. I might be the only one today who doesn't see a rose.
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art is the expression of the artist a way to communicate with his followers through his presentations, congratulations for the creativity you have.
I wish you a great day dear friend / @ nonameslefttouse
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Thanks a million, @jlufer.
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Ha you didn't get me with 'there's someone behind you'
Looks like a lovely red rose gone slightly wrong! It would make a good footer :)
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I never said I was great florist. ... I don't even remember saying I was a good florist... or even just a florist. Oh well. There's a first time for everything!
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Great job for a first time florist. I think you should take it up full time.
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If I was sitting at my desk I really would have looked around at the "there is someone behind you" lol, good thing I'm in bed lol!
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There's no one behind me... and it wasn't the greatest day... But I did enjoy your art.
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First of all there was none behind me when I read it... lol,
coming to the art the art is really appealing and fascinating, i can see the ghost but with my creative mind i saw a vacuum sucking it out... lol
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Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
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I myself got confused ,but at the end a brisk smiled ended on my face...how did you know people wud end up smiling...you really have got it..
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Magic
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Yup sort of...you somehow managed to make us smile..
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Seriously, I did have goosebumps when I saw the photo and read this sentence,
"There's someone behind you" 😂
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Excellent! LOL
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It's crazy man! Lol!
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A Rose by Any Other Name is probably some kind of ham sandwich that happens to be in the shape of a rose. It's awfully red for a ham sandwich though.
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A big bloody ham sandwich. So I'm wondering now.... were you hungry when you wrote that?
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Well I did have a bit of a craving for a big bloody turkey sandwich but unfortunately all we have is ham in the refrigerator.
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Aie aie captain! You will keep spreading art, laughs and coffee 🤠
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If I can't see them & don't know they are there - that's ok.
As long as they are not in front of me!
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I bet you're a huge fan of rearview mirrors!
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You are good!
I'll be watching you...
& wishing you a nice day too!
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I'm not sure what kind of expression is on my face at the moment (probably the remnants of the rudimentary puzzlement experienced earlier over why it's taking such an inordinate amount of time for me to "wake up" today), but I know I didn't smile at the dot point that said I did. I'm somewhat overdue for repairs though, perhaps that's it.
The person that was behind me may or may not require an ambulance now, I'm uncertain how things work for incorporeal beings. I'm now going to scroll up and look at the bloody sheets/rose thing for a little bit more.
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Hahahahahaha i know you wrote all this while you were napping but yet you managed it beautifully :D But the question is where is theme of the post Man :P :D
Oh i forgot this is Theme-less post but i admit art work is more than awesome ;)
On a Serious node i want to know how you make your write up in different fonts, sometimes in center, sometimes so small alphabets, would love to learn it for my posts as well ;)
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If you take out the 'it' from 'steemit' in the link to my posts and replace it with a 'd', you'll see a website that shows my editing and behind the scenes stuff. Compare the finished work to how it looks in the editor, practice in your own editor, then you should be able to figure this out and do it yourself.
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Woww si es todo lo que tienes no quiero imaginar un día en el que tengas muchoo, siempre apoyándote amigo mio :D
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congratulations for the creativity you have.
I wish you a great day dear friend / @ nonameslefttouse
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very good friends, @jhoni see your works always in the favorite category in steemit, you have a good share, i really like art friend karna this is a professional work. @nonameslefttouse
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That Seriously looks like a path ripped apart and is showing you a way straight to hell! (Notice the demon's den entrance in the end)
That awkward moment when Someone Behind You in right in front of you.
Also, woohoo 2 drawings in one day!
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I do notice the door, because I put it there. It was actually brown at first and had a door knob, but that didn't fit in well with the rest. Thanks for being excited about two. Even one is a lot of work. Two plus a long, wordy post would have been setting the bar way too high... even though I've done posts with many words and four works of art or more... oh well!
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Oh, okay.
btw how much time do you spend on an average for your posts? (including the artworks)
I've been seriously slacking off from posting since a week now, so if you'll be my Accountability Man, that'd be like super cool.
Here's my to-do list:
For now, I'll just have these 3 for ease of doing purpose.
Well, now that you know I've these tasks, I guess that automatically makes me want to finish them to avoid any utter non-completion embarrassment.
Thanks!
EDIT: Wow this is my 1000th post. Partayy!
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I spend nearly all of my time working on posts. People complain about how they spent 4 hours writing an essay. Some of my art can take 20 hours or more, depending on what it is and how big it is. The two images we see here were my small and smaller style. 1080p and 4k. They take less time, but still there's about 8 to 10 hours worth of work behind those images. I've been going overboard, burning myself out.
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Holy crap that's a lot of time! Which program do you use to make 'em?
How is the process, how do you decide what you want to make?
plis take rest
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I don't think about it too much. I avoid making plans for this blog. I just go with the flow. As for how and what, I keep most of this to myself but I will say there are plenty of free programs out there. Just read the license and make sure you're allowed to profit from your creations if you plan on using software.
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Ooooh trade secrets! ;)
Cool man, thanks! I'll try that too, going with the flow. Its randomness can sometimes create wonders!
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You always have something unique everyday..
Though I didn't feel a ghost behind me since I was sitting with my back against the wall..
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My brain doesn't shut off...
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No one is behind me but I think that picture has eyes! LOL Short and sweet eh.
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My works is usually looking right back at the viewer. Not all notice, but this time I think it's hard not to notice. Had to keep things short because I wasn't feeling well, and that turned into feeling worse.
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This is exceptionally lovely Artwork
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I'm not sure about someone behind me, but something keeps setting my Alexa off when I am alone at home. She answers questions I didn't ask and I can hear her going off across the house. So, that helps me sleep well at night.
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Maybe these interdimensional beings I have a habit of capturing within my art invented Alexa as a way to google things. They need brains, but it's not like the zombie movies after all... hmmm? I think I'm on to something... or maybe it's just the cold pills talking.
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Oh you're definitely on to something. I find that my finest thinking occurs under the influence of medication!
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I need to stop looking at your art before bedtime. Someone Behind You is going to haunt my dreams.
Hope you feel better soon.
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You'll survive... and so will I because now I'm all jacked up on cold meds and coffee.
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@nonameslefttouse
You are at it again!
Reading your headline I thought you named another Art "THIS" again the way you did about two days ago.
By the way, you got the first two right because the person behind me was me - my shadow.
Be good!
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Are you sure it was your shadow?
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Yea, sure 💯
My shadow follows me everywhere bro. I can't but recognize it
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I did have a nice day. I did pretty much nothing for the first time in a while. Just relaxed. Didn't worry about Steemit, or painting, or packing or shipping or working on my website or much else. It was nice, and my voting power is approaching 55% thanks to taking a bit of a break. I did vote this post and it looks like my vote was actually worth something! A few more days of minimum Steeming for maximum voting. Hope you get over that cold quickly. Try lemon juice and honey and crystal methamphetamine and Jack Daniels.
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I'm trying high doses of pseudoephedrine hydrochloride and coffee. I might be back to relaxing soon though. It's not just any cold. It's a man-cold.
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Booya - vote's worth .01! A couple more days of mainly laying low on here and then I'll be more active again. Hopefully you'll be feeling better by then. Try melting some Fisherman's Friends & stirring them into the coffee. lol
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good jocb @nonameslefttouse good luck always friends, continue work
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I love Someone Behind You. I have to interpretations of it:
"You will have a nice day" made me smile. Cheers! : )
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Thanks for sharing what you see. I like the sound of that dying in a fire story. It's fun to hear to the stories my art writes in your minds.
My nice day turned into the dreaded leaky nose hose from hell and quite suddenly. At least you're smiling. I should be, soon enough, if I keep taking enough of these fancy fun pills.
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This sht is scary. Not recommended to look before bed.
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Scared you with corny humor and creepy imagery. Magic!
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But the ghost was really creepy and scary. Ofc I'm scared :'(
I'm very sensitive and delicate little flower, that can be easily scared.
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Hahaha anyways nice post.happy steemit
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They look like drops of blood falling into the water and yes, it's scary to feel someone behind us.
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Lovin your style of art. Because you said so...
But really... your art seems to bring out the creativeness in other not-as-creative types of people like myself. I can sit here and see levels upon levels of different "things" in your art, seriously.
Hope you feel better soon there! Call up one of your friends so that you can feel safe with someone behind you.
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The more people look, the more they'll see. I did produce Seriously in a way that gives it a confusing three dimensional appearance. Some people see a flat image, others notice the depth. It's different for everyone.
I can see how my stuff can kick start the imagination. That's why I don't say much about them. Everyone has a unique experience. Nobody is right, nobody is wrong when it comes to what they see.
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Apparently lots of people enjoy it. As do I.
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Wow it was like you were reading my mind in this post XD! I'm sorry you caught a cold, I hope you feel better soon!!! I'm sending you my good vibes to feel better!
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So that's why good vibe detector was going off.... LOL
I hope I feel better soon as well.
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Hahaha now that I am thinking about it that orange juice could help right now, maybe and those french fries we both like :)
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very useful post....really art funny post dear...thanks friend.
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I was reading it, and then suddenly... BLAAAAAAAAAAH! - scary face.
And I was like: AAArgh!
You got me, damn it!!
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Why do I think this is genius?
Oh! I know. Because it is.
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Ah, there's someone behind you followed by that scary grey man thing! Utterly splendid and totally spooky!
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"Someone Behind You" is creepy. May I request an artwork about your favorite food and we have to guess what is it?
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So many questions! Looks cool! I like your art. :)
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