... Sucks Getting Old!

Painful back after a bit of light lifting and physical activity. Hard time keeping up with new technology (cryptocurrencies!)... I'm only 42 but I feel old. In fact, I feel older each day! ;)

These are some of the signs and symptoms. How old do you feel? Can you relate to the below mentioned... 

• Falling asleep in front of the TV under a blanket
• You change your email to a serious one
• You don't even TRY to be cool anymore
• You have to ask your kid what Bitcoin is
• You need a drink to help motivate you to go out and have a drink
• Happy Hour means taking a nap
• You feel bad in the morning, without having any fun the night before

• Your favorite type of plans are canceled plans
• You're happy when cranberry juice and dried prunes are 2 for 1
• A teenager describes you as middle aged

• The trash goes out more than you do
• You have to scroll down to find your birth year
• You see some hot chicks wearing bikinis and think 'Hope they are wearing sunblock'
• You use the word 'thingy' because it's easier than remembering what the word is
• You have to wear your glasses under the shower to shave
• Car insurance is super cheap now

• You put your pajamas and slippers on at the time you used to go out
• That whole 'responsible thing' is getting in the way of fun
• You tell stories about walking to school
• Your new boss is younger than your youngest kid

• Every day is exactly like the one before it
• Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
• You recently uttered the words "Hey you kids, turn down that music!"
• You realize that the Karate Kid is 53
• You often you use the phrase 'It wasn't like that in my day'
• You used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, these days you wake up feeling like a bounced check

• People ask you how it was in 'your day'
• An 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee
• Cake and ice cream give you indigestion
• Your face has finally cleared up
• Your brain used to say 'You probably shouldn't say that', now says 'what the hell, let's see what happens'