NB This is just a slightly edited repost; please vote accordingly. It seemed appropriate to repeat it to draw your attention to this trending load of bollocks. Please follow the link and flag it, for Piglet's sake.

Edit: The Resonating Gold Merchant edited his original posting, overwrote it even, and is now just whining about how he was treated. I suggest flags are still in order.

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^{Serving suggestion}

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Alternatively, I'll just buy votes, that's OK too.

^{No guarantees. No refunds. Price does not include postage & packaging. Causes vomiting when ingested by pets. Only available in pink. Why isn't this trending yet?}

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