I hate clowns. But clowns make great horror movie fodder. My girlfriend hates clowns more. So much so, when I told her I wanted to see the movie "It", she told me I was going alone. Well, I was very good this weekend. I went with her to a funeral for her father with all her family in Mexico. Even with the heat, the drinking and the fact I was battling the Tijuana Two-step (I didn't know you couldn't even brush your teeth with the water), I was able to keep my patience and not pick a fight with anyone or say something stupid. Josie awarded me yesterday with a six pack of beer and the movie "Clown" waiting for us on Netflix. I love that woman.
The movie "Clown" was released in 2014. It was written by Christopher Ford and Jon Watts and directed by Jon Watts. It stars Andy Powers (Kent, the clown), Laura Allen (Kent's wife) and Peter Stormare (crazy guy who knows how to kill the clown). I was especially excited to see this movie because Eli Roth was a producer and Bob and Harvey Weinstein were executive producers. With those guys giving up their money, I thought the movie had to be good.
The movie was about Kent (Powers), who is a real estate agent, finds out that the clown hired for his son's birthday party will not be able to show up. Afraid to disappoint his son, he does what all good fathers do and rummages through one of the houses he is selling, stealing a clown costume he just so happens to find (I know: he happens to find a clown costume? You need to accept the concept of poetic license throughout the movie). He puts on the costume and puts on a great show (what real estate agent to you know DOES NOT know how to make balloon animals and juggle?). Exhausted from his performance, Kent falls asleep in his costume only to find the next morning he cannot take it off. Worse his wig has infused into his head (becoming his hair) and his makeup keeps returning to his face. Worse, that stupid little red nose will not come off.
Things just keep getting worse for poor Kent. He finds out from a crazy guy (Stormare) that the costume is possessed by a demon and the only way to get rid of it is to chop off his own head. Well, he found out the hard way. The crazy guy tried to chop it off for him but he was able to escape.
As the movie moves on, his body begins to change, taking the form of a really scary clown (is there any other type of clown?). Worse, he has the insatiable appetite: for little kids. Things go downhill from there.
What could be better than a cannibalistic demon that is dressed as an evil looking clown? Not much. This movie did keep us at the edge of our seats. It was silly and we had to just stop using our heads or else none of the movie would make sense, but, as I said, we had beer. Josie could not stop watching it. When the children started getting eaten, she was mortified but she could not stop watching. It was your typical campy horror film. It is stupid, silly (nonsensical at times) and a lot of fun.
This is no kids movie and not much of a date movie (unless your date is like my girlfriend). There is no sex in the movie, but the violence can be a little extreme (remember, Eli Roth did produce this). It also can be a bit disturbing because a number of children and a dog were killed. The movie is worth seeing once if you are a horror fanatic. I would definitely not want to pay $20 at a theater but it is the perfect Netflix film.
I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
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That movie was actually pretty ok, it didnt turn out at all how i thought it would...same with "it follows" but i was glad that it gave me a good scare every few minutes
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Can't wait for It to come out. "It Follows" was pretty awesome. We saw that last week.
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apparently it follows has a sequel in the works....idk how theyll do it lol but im sure theyll find a way
if you like horror comedy at all you should see the movie "the final girls" its just ridiculously good
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Saw that one a while ago but the GF didn't. Bet she will like that. Off tomorrow so we will be up late. Take a gander at "Get Out". I didn't see it because I thought it was going to be one of those romantic comedies. Boy, was I surprised. Might need to review that one next.
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Thanks for reviewing
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No thank you, clowns freak me the heck out.
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Your reviews are very good. Followed.
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Thank you for the break down of the Movie!
It is curious to think what role in Society's fear of clowns this movie might play. Did it play Dr. Frankenstein, or add to something that was already... alive. It is fascinating to see the amount of clown, scare, and prank enthusiasts virally tying red balloon to innocent objects. It seems people are willing to do anything for internet fame these days… or may be people are just that desperate for attention/human interaction.
It makes one ask…
This movie was intended to scare people, but was it intended to be used by others as a method to do so outside of cinema?
In today’s society, people deprive themselves of interpersonal interactions due to technological and social trends. Are people consciously, or unconsciously, seeking to compensate in unhealthy ways that could be detrimental to themselves and society as a whole.
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