The following are instructions on how to properly not be a responsible adult and unleash your teenage spirit.
Rawdawg is a 38 year old married man with 3 kids, but just about every weekend he behaves like a kid.
Yes, his wife still loves him(sometimes)
Instructions:
Step 1: Start drinking cold beers at 3pm and continue for 6 -7 hours. . .
Step 2: Switch to Sangria and start a bonfire with the neighbor in his driveway( This is not allowed in our neighborhood, but hey, fuck da police)
Step 3: Drink some goldschlagger from airplane shot bottles. . .
Step 4: Really get the fire going good and send huge smoke through the neighborhood.
Step 5: Wet some old shirts and towels to really get the smoke going. . Pray you don’t have a jack-off on your block Not easy, most people have many.
Step 6: Grab a couch cushion and watch it burn! This is the fun part! Cushions leave a horrendous trail of smoke and burn like a mofo!
Step 7: There is no fucking step 7!
Live life and have fun!
Peace out ✌️
Rawdawg
I promised to upvote and I did, but the next time I catch you drinking coors light you get flagged. Get some real beer dawg!
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Ha, I cheap it out every so often. :)
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OMG you and my brother-in-law would be best friends (unfortunately he is no longer alive) He was Camp Fire Champion for District 37 (dirt bike racers)
I think he started his Coors Light at 2pm
I miss him a lot, thanks for sharing.
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Bro...we are exactly the same lol no wonder we both had 'Dog' on our names haha. I drink and burn shit too, anything to have a good night with friends haha. Enjoy brother
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😀💯👍
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this was so fucking fun to watch real-time lol. so? no po-po???
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Police never showed. ..and if they did I would have Dawged ‘em!
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Ha ha ha love your spirit ;)
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Drivers guide for going insane
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Have fun 😃😘
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