I was before few days working till late night in the office for my boss, and as I am a very fat man, I felt really hungry.
-boss, can I leave please now, it is too much late and I feel hungry.
-mate, No you cannot until you finish the project task plan, but for me I will go home and see you tomorrow.
-Ok, boss.
He left and I tried my best to close the work as best as I can. Now it is dinner time… at 2:30 am after midnight………………..…
What should I eat, my wife is not in the country and I have mentioned this in older posts, she left me with the two kids really angry to our home country because I have lost my bride when I lost my huge account in trading.
So again the question what should I eat.
Falafel or Shawerma, both and Humus .
I have already repaired my car and it is ready to roll the roads faster than superman to the best public Jordanian fast food “Falafel and Shawerma.”
I reached the small best restaurant and I parked my car late night double as I could not find parking area you know, and went down with the remote car key “Ti Ti” I closed the doors and sat on a clean small single chair table.
-hi, can I order at this late time falafel and Shawerma plates with Humus .
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-yes sir you can.
-with mint tea and hot fresh oven round bread …please.
-Ok sir,
Good, till now I am happy, food on the table, tea, falafel, Shawerma, humus , service plate of green leaves and olive with lemon slices and some olive oil… wow perfect and the bread is coming out from the wood oven hot and fresh…. What a night….
It was 3 am after midnight; I am now really full of this treat.
-excuse me, can I have the bill please, thank you.
-here you are sir, thank you.
-good , it is not expensive , thank you.
AED46 : great value for great treat at 4:00 am morning.
Now I must remove my car from the double parking, I plug in the key and switched on the car, ok, normal, I tried to begin the drive then suddenly all system of my car down, blacked out…..
Oh my heart what’s happened, you were working before three seconds….
I went down and as an engineer I have tried to test every thing half sleepy and full by the treat I took…
Nothing… zero
The car is dead ...##$^%&&$##@@(&^%$#
And I am blocking the street in my double parking and if any police patrol car will pass now I will have a big fin….
Then I noticed something strange in my hand…. My car key..
My expensive 2015 model car is not working because of the key cover … it is broken…..
What … yea when I have moved out from the table, the keys fell down to the ground and hit it hard.
The plastic cover of key was split apart little that I could not notice it.
Then this BS car will not work if the key cover is broken, what a fucking technology I have … my expensive car will not move because of small plastics covering the key, dam it man..
Ok, I can join again the two parts, yes ….yes the car is on ignition again, yes it is working……
Ohhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhh
My stomach … pain…. I must enter the bathroom – toilet immediately … I must go back walking to the restaurant, run…run …no …no slowly slowly…. I am really fat man…..ohhhhhhhhh they already closed…. I was the last customer …
Boom…
GOD ---- WHY ME??????