Yes dear, I locked the car. I lock it every time I am driving with you, even when we don't need to when there's nothing in it. Even the bag lady thinks you are a hoarder. So why do you remind me every time I get out of the car to lock it? Why do you act surprised to find it locked when you return to get something you've forgotten? Why do we have to lock it when it's in the garage and the only thing in it is the toilet paper? I've already run that obstacle course once. Why do we have to lock the doors during the day when we're home with two BIG dogs that bark at every leaf that blows by? Does anyone remember living in a house in a neighborhood where no one locked the doors? Does anyone remember that the quickest way to get shot was to walk into someone's house without knocking? Does anyone remember respect and courtesy to people places and things that don't belong to them? Just wondering....
LOCKS ARE TO KEEP HONEST PEOPLE HONEST
7 years ago by rogerdeaton (34)