Hello boys, as some of you know, I'm a nurse and I work in the emergency room ... sometimes I take care of Triage, the place of the emergency room where patients are evaluated at the entrance and will be a priority.
Although it is a delicate task, deciding the people's lives, there are times when we gave a lot fun that people sometimes have to request and frankly incredible demands!
I will show here one of these cases where I have personally come across. I hope you can have fun and laugh for a few minutes ..
Triage...
22:15 pm, an irremediable impulse drives me to want a SIG SAUER barrel 556xi 14.5 ", with calcium 5.56x7.62 foldable viewfinder tritium folding and 7.62x39 caliber conversion kit.
It will be because of the following dialogues in triage?
Driiin ... Say ... Look my son was ill in London, he says he has had a colonic ... But I do drugs ....
Excuse me, but how could I help you?
I know that you are connected with the whole world and also have the DNA database!
Driiin .... Say ... The coffee maker does not work ...
Lady is of an outside firm nn know what to say besides I Nurses!
And I have to do? I say to the Director?
Driiiiin ... Say ... I'm looking for someone who has arrived by ambulance
What's his name?
Peter and Joseph did not know ...
And the surname? I do not know...
However, it is a relative of Antonio and summer selling watermelons in Turin close to Carrefour.
Driiiiin .... Say ... Here Vodafone does not take ...
I know here there is not much field ...
Aaaah! So she knows? It's like a public official you have not denounced ...
Jokes? And if I'm sick in the waiting room? How do I call an ambulance?
But you're already in the emergency room!
But if I feel like dying?
There are about fifty people in the waiting room ...
And if they go away, and all I die without being able to cry out for help?
Driiiiiiiiin .... Say ... bad breath ...
The pieces enters the I rate, ausculto lung fields ... And I say lady sit down is a green code has a dozen people in front of her.
As? is not the visit?
Lady is the triage ...
But you're not a doctor?
I am a nurse...
But how? Does things that does the doctor! So he deceived me! One is believed to be visited by the doctor, but it's one that pretends to be a doctor! .. When I enter the doctor apologize for confusing a nurse with the doctor!
Driiin .... Say .... The machine does not go! Lady we spoke earlier ... I do not know what to say ...
But then you're the one who is there to do here?
Riiiiiiing ... Say I have an itch for three years and not know what it is? But the family doctor do you think?
And who went the doctor? I can disturb for something like this?
Riiiiiiing ... Say .... Listen to my husband we lack a floppy disk!
A rmn? Tac? When you lost? I don't know! However we lack!
Register a hysterical Rom ... I the relatives take off their rings and said: "we remove rings that steal these Italians!"
Another Rom .... You've made me the new iphone 6 when taken pressure!
What are you saying?! Make complaint to the police and watch who you lament!
Do you know that it takes little to block it and trace it ... Just get the codes.
And who has the codes ?! I found it" .
Riiiiiiing ... Say ... Look again ... Sell me the morning after pill .... Maybe two ... pass me 100 euro ...
You're kidding? But who says? !!!!
By'll give you another 100 Euros ... It's just that I'm fucking telling me taking the pill but I think not .... So the dissolve the pill in milk and are affixed ... So I know that you do it all. ..
Driiin .. Say .... However the coffee maker still does not work ...
Riiiiiiing ... Say .... But if parking in the place where there is a sign ambulance forced removal .... The really take away?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "