HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR

in life •  6 years ago 

The other day I asked my wife what she wanted
as a present for her upcoming birthday.

With an insinuating smiling voice she said:
'I would like to have something with power.
Something that goes

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from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds'




So I bought her this ...

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That's how the fight began ...

source: carscoops.com & pinterest.com



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lmao!
thanks for the belly laugh!

Always a pleasure.

Lol, that would deserve a beating and a half!

Still wondering what I did wrong. She got what she asked for, right?

:0D

How do you live to tell the tale?

Hahaha, Yeah have been lucky I guess.
But I'm telling you: eating through a straw isn't any fun.

Muahahaha...brutal

Just clicked on your post of today but it doesn't appear.
Am getting a message: 'Sorry, this page doesn't exist'.
Must be something wrong I guess ...

I keep getting that same message, only when I am trying to open my post. If i try via busy.org it works fine though. Wtf is this now?

Upvoting works though ...

lol...that's something...at least. It only happens with this specific post

Yeah, she sure was, hahaha.

are you still alive after that?:)))

Hahaha, yep. Took a while, but even my nose stopped bleeding ...

Honesty isn't appreciated these days anymore, tsss.

No surprise to me that on average women get older than men ... hahaha.

Hahaha, think that riddle just got solved!

Ahh, the real reason you have been on a break - hospital rest after those scales reached 100 MPH before your face stopped them :D

Wassssssss too asssssshamed to tell. Ssssssorry, but sssstill ssssslurring a bit.

you are lucky you didn't bought her a revolver 😂

Still that would give me a less painfull death than what I have to go through now ... 😂.

Let me guess: your mother-in-law moved in with you?

No, luckily not (yet?). That would be real torture indeed.

Hahahahaha!!! You have to be smart with the women, if not they will drain you up. 😄

Can't live with them, can't live without them ....

Yeah, you've proven that more than enough, hahaha.

Practice makes perfect my man.

You must have been a troublesome kid jeez

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Even now after all those years my parents still have sleepness nights sometimes ...

lool, you really are something

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja you made me laugh a lot man so fun your comment eh. Regards

Thanks man, glad you liked it.

Shucks some women are never satisfied :-)

They're trying to change you as much as they can. And when you finally have changed, they leave you because they find that you are not the same person as you were when you both first met ...

That's enough to drive you to drink :-)

Worse even: to drink and get you to drive ...