Make me laugh

in life •  5 years ago 

In these strange times we all need cheering up. If you can leave a comment that makes me laugh you get a full vote from me.

Of course Steem in itself is a joke these days, but I'll be out of here as soon as I power down. I am selling my Steem for Hive using Ionomy as Blocktrades had their account frozen.

I reserve the right to withhold my vote for spammers and scammers.

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There was a young man from Kent
Who's tool was permanently bent

To save himself trouble
He put it in double

And instead of coming, he went!

  ·  5 years ago (edited)

I was gonna add this into my stand-up routine... assuming any bars are able to withstand this crash and there's anywhere to perform..

'good thing I am hoarder.. I now have a use for all those old newspapers and phone books'

[long pause]

toilet paper.

You're on a roll...

[seriously long delay]

I just got that one now

well played, sir!

:D Keep smiling

thank brutha! That's all I got for now...

This will make you laugh. I think.

I'm not sure I've ever watched an Adam Sandler movie, but Jack is always good value. Thanks

There once was a man from china
Who loved to look at panda's
he bought some trees
panda's to please
Now on bended knee he pleads.

Must be that modern poetry I keep hearing about.

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Ah, the bear necessities :) Even Paddington doesn't wear trousers.

Oh thank you for that link on how to sell steem for hive! Not funny I know, grateful though. That should at least put a smile on your face.

It is a little more complex than Blocktrades. I had to send some Steem there, buy Bitcoin and then sell that for Hive. Didn't seem to be a more direct route. Still get a reasonable exchange rate. Hive is cheap right now and I think it will improve in time, but I can't offer financial advice :)

Keep smiling.

Hi! Did you know that steemit.com is now censoring users and posts based on their opinions?
All the posts of these users are gone!
https://github.com/steemit/condenser/commit/3394af78127bdd8d037c2d49983b7b9491397296

Here's a list of some banned users:
'roelandp', 'blocktrades', 'anyx', 'ausbitbank', 'gtg', 'themarkymark', 'lukestokes.mhth', 'netuoso', 'innerhive'
See anyone you recognize? There could be more, they also have a remote IP ban list.

Will you be censored next?