If you are constantly looking for those abs, a strong torso, flat belly, Jonny-Bravo-biceps and ultimately great blood flow and circulation, you may have tried push-ups!

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But if you have weak hands like me, then you might want to try my brand of push-ups! Let's go 50!

Basically, the 22nd century lurks in the corner, the white walkers are coming, so why go all out to stress in the gym, when i can exercise my brain, create some influence and employ bouncers who have truly come to love me, to do the lifting!

So join me, let's do 50 push-ups. When we are done, your biceps, abs, torso etc, will be every human's delight and will be hotcakes in anatomy-museums worldwide!

50 Push-Ups That Will Help You Surpass Google & Bitcoin!

1. "Be too lazy to quit!"

 This is a hard push-up because it is the first of 50.

2. Try starvation. "Man must live on bread alone". 

Rice and hotdogs daily is even boring! "Starvation is Delicious"; don't be all frowny at it!

3. Forget averages! "Stand out!"

Mediocrity is old-school!

4. Leave your palm, foot and buttocks prints on the sands of time. 

At least, let the world know you were here, if you are to leave!

5. Answer and re-answer this question: "Who are you?"

6. Knock till your knuckles need therapy and when your knuckles are out, pick a stone and keep knocking.

7. If it is avoidable avoid it, then avoid it!

 "Walk away fro unnecessary scuffles!" "Don't stain your white shirt!"

8. If you dare to dream at all; "Then Dream Big!". 

9. You, pave the way; let others follow! 

10. Purge the ability to hate! It is wasted ENERGY!

11. Don't put all your energy into trying forget your past or bad memories. 

12. Face it!

Aren't you tired of 100 meters?

13. Let your new favorite exercise be "self control". 

14. Don't "trade everything" for 5 mins of lollipop. 

15. Stop suffering! 

You didn't come to life to suffer all your life, so stop suffering! Champagne was also made for your tongue!

16. Tell them to "keep the change". 

17. "He is screaming?"; For peace sake keep water in your mouth; "don't spit it out and don't swallow it". 

18. Hold your pee! 

There are times to be a man and hold your pee!

19. You have eyes: "see and foresee". 

20. Look at the starry night sky, then be told of its Maker Jehovah.

21. Ask 21 questions; ponder-wonder; then answer your questions. 

22. Don't sleep with her; learn to sleep by yourself. 

23. Buy your mama houses and put your daddy as landlord. 

24. Remove that cigarette stick from a kid's mouth and bury it down south. 

25. Do something. "Beat box with your ears; chew stone". Do something. 

26. Stop sniffing around for bad odor; "sniff out breakthrough opportunities!"

27. Wake up! "People are joining steemit and going to the moon!" Wake up!

28. She is talking?; stop looking at oranges; "look into her eyes!". 

29. Grow up! 

There is time to be 30. 

 

30. Sleepless nights is not a crime! "People have done it for you! People still do it for you!"

31. Rehearse your signature now for soon, you will be signing autographs!

32. Use your WreckItRalph-ness to fix.

33. Finished your Master's degree? Do "School of life"!

34. Use your mind's eye!

The mind is spanless and has its eyes!

35. Even waking up is a miracle, so say 10 Q......20 Q, 30 Q..........

Say Thank You

36. You are not invincible, give yourself some room for flaws!

37. Use that round table. "Yes eat on it but also gather your team and brainstorm on it!"

38. Convert your errors into precious gem by learning from them!

39. You can't fruition your dreams just yet? Keep them alive in dream-bits

40. Don't let a day, emptily slip by!; Record the moments!

41. "Don't stay a pawn in another man's dream forever!" Walk away!

42. Bill Gates doesn't have two heads! "Never think less of your self!"

43. It was never about you all along! "Generations are involved!"

44. Be your brother's mirror! "If she is going off-track; put her on track".

45. Life is journey; we don't necessarily have the same speed!

46. If you can't have it; don't kill to have it!

47. If there is Mr Bean; make Mr Rice!

48. Give gifts daily. Don't wait for holidays!

49. Forget hi-Fives (two hands in milliseconds-bump); give out warm heartfelt handshakes!

50. You have a whole bed? "Some people have never owned a pillow!"

Conclusion

"Don't only push-up that body! Push-up the brain, mind, YOU!"

 Your Boy Terry with some boring crappy serious humor!

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