My oldest son is on vacation with his mother, so @cryptomomma (please help get her verified if you can) and I decided to take a daytrip out to Yahoo Falls here in Kentucky. 
You read that right... An HOUR AND A HALF delay because of who knows what...
This delay did not exist when we started this trip, and now my 8 1/2 month pregnant girlfriend has to pee. We have plenty of empty cups in the car... but WTF!
So now were sitting. Moving at half the speed of distracted snails.
Eating lunch,
Jammin' to smooth tunes,
and doing some crypto trading.
I'll post part two when we get out of this mess of concrete and metal, and on to the real adventure...