Masturbation and Joy

One thing we all do, but never talk about openly, is masturbate which is odd when you think about it because we all do it lots. Just this morning I had my hand up my stink pit while jamming my balls in the door frame. Just how much better would the world be if you could attend a masturbation clinic freely and engage in group sessions of masturbation? I know this post will offend some, just take pleasure knowing as I write this I feel regret, regret that I am part of a species that gets morally outraged by words, the same people who do not get morally outraged of corrupt goverments murdering and molesting ki s on an industrial scale, so fuk you betas and morally outrage on the thought of a man walking around in make up, playing hide the sausage into a warm apple pie .......... don't forget to Upvote hahahahahahaha