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With the end of the decade and the start of a new year let's kick it off with some New Year's stereotypes. You may know some people that are these stereotypes or unfortunately you are one. Let's bring in the new year with this new post.
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It's New Year's Eve and your going to have a drunken good time. You show up to a party and the first person you meet is champagne person. They will not stop talking about popping bottles. Drunkenly said by them gotta pop bottles. Owns a saber but can't handle a kitchen knife. You move on from bottle popper to party poppers and are always loud.
Walks into the room in a drunken haze. Can't talk below an eleven and has bags of party poppers. They are itching to set them off like fireworks on the fourth of July. Always drunkenly yelling it's the New Year somewhere. Speaking of things falling to the ground ball drop person is getting psyched up about the ball drop.
With a swirling gleam in their eye and the ball drop is the only thing they can focus on. Always staring at their phone so time doesn't pass too fast. Making sure the countdown is on the TV. Making sure you stick to things is important like a resolution for the new year.
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You come across what seems like a normal person but things turn sour. Out comes a resolution notebook. They are clinching it like the bible as a pastor giving a sermon. Some drunken ideas are scribbled down like some sort of inspiration. A yelling comes across the room from the host.
Yelling at people to stop drinking beer to save room for champagne. Making sure the party poppers are still not popped yet. Being surprised that someone doesn't say how stupid they look with all the new year branded garbage they are wearing. With the 2020 glasses, party hat, and headwear. From behind them comes a person with a curious looking asking about confetti.
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Confetti is hard to clean up and this isn't sports so why would anyone care to know if some is on hand. A new year isn't a noteworthy celebration for all that cleaning. This person seems to disagree and thinks confetti is fun and probably will skip out on the cleaning. You hear a person from the kitchen looking for a new beer in the fridge.
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The person drunkenly says can't wait for my first beer of the new year. You think what about your first hangover of the new year, that will be fun. My first party of the new was heard but it's just the second half of this party you said. You can see they want their first kiss of the new year. You spot a person slumped down on the couch.
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So you decide to make the mistake of talking to them. They tell you that this year wasn't exactly great for them so why would next year be any different. Keep your head up and focus on what needs to be done to make your life better you tell them. Then you are approached by the opposite person.
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This is going to be a great year form I can feel it they exclaim. This is the launch pad year for my dreams they just blurted out. Smooth sailing from this point on they said. You hear from behind you new year new me.
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I'm going to get in shape and stay that way this person thinks. I'm going to distress my life they yelled. I'm going to travel more and expand my horizons they said as they are scrolling through their phone. I will focus on what makes me happy they told you. You can't wait to leave this party.