Things we don't like about men

1- Do not cover the toothpaste.

2- Wear socks while having sex. If you're going to be naked, find each other completely.

3- Leave the towel wet on the bed. Arghhhhh!

4- Do something bad and, when we ask them to do it, they still want to make us feel the crazy-armed-bullies.

5- Let them become the victims. "Ay me dash mashajito mi amorrrr".

6- Don't let us choose the film.

7- Have them split the bill in two on the first date.

8- Don't call for a long time, more than half a day is a long time.

9- Have enzymatic friends.

10- That they cancel something important to watch football or any other sport.

11- Splash the toilet. Even if they turn the lid over.

1. Let them shave and leave the whole sink full of hair.

13- Let them leave their jeans lying on the floor like an accordion when they go in for a swim.

14- Be timely."I'll be there in five, my love." Nothing.

15- Addiction to video games. We just don't get it.

16- who can't do more than one thing at a time, like writing on a cell phone and paying attention to something else.

17- Burp, flatulence and/or not brushing their teeth.

18- Let them believe that they are the ones who decide to have sex with you. We women are the ones who choose who we sleep with.

Let them create sexual gods and be very bad. "You're gonna see right now, baby." Pfffffff.

20- That they spend a lot of money on tools they will never use.

1. Let them have laziness to do a favor. They're done quickly and willingly, please.

22- Don't let them be embarrassed.

1. Let them believe that children are only the responsibility of the woman.

24- Grab the package in public. We already have to watch their football heroes do it.

1. Let them believe that women are the only ones who can be waxed. We hate jungles, at least a little trim.

26- That they give gifts only to make amends for a mistake.

27- Let them arrive raw at a party of your friends and "have laziness" all night long.

1. Let them believe that it is necessary to ask their permission.

29- Have mastitis.
Let them notice things about their personality: "I am very unfaithful, eh".

1. Let them make fun of you when you are angry.

Three words: that they be unfaithful.

33- Let them see another girl's butt or neckline when they're with you.

1. Let them say, "I don't care.

35- Let them talk about their ex-girlfriends.

36- Don't let them realize how much we manage.

Do not let them tell us how beautiful we look.

1. They should call us "fat", "fat" or any derivative. Not even if they say it in their spoiled little baby voice.

Let them dare to say, "You are in your own days, aren't you?".

40- They should have holes in their underpants or loose springs. (Mushrooms!)

1. Let them leave hair on the soap.

2. They are unable to put the toilet paper in its place.

43- Let them snore.

1. Let them have food left in their moustaches.

45- Don't let them dance.

46- Make them winches.

Let them be elbows.

1. Let them say, "It's no big deal.

Let them believe that they are the only ones who drive well.

50- That they spit in the street (or anywhere else).

1. Let them ask how many men we have slept with.

Let them criticize our music.

Let them weep for nonsense.

1. Let them smell bad.

56- They don't want our mascot.

Let them say something bad about our family or friends. Wrong, I can say mass for my brother but you can't.

Let them compare our food with that of their mother. See point 29!

Let them say to us: "How strange you look!"when your face is washed.

60- Let them go away to talk when a call comes in to their cell phone.

Let them say: "Oops, I forgot my wallet". Uh-huh, we believe them, of course.

1. Let them treat the people on duty badly.

2. Let them hit someone in the joint. That's what?

3. Wear flip-flops with socks. Not even my dad.

Let them become jealous of their cousins and relatives.

66- Let them get on top of your cousins. Not that "the cousin is being pushed around".

1. They must have hair on their nose. Yiak!

Let them say to us: "You have gained weight!".

69- Do not beg us to return.

1. Let them call our house at dawn, drunkards.